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ito 11-11-2009 06:18 PM

The Official "Kenny's a rahtard" Thread.
 
I'll Start this... trust me, Kenny on the regular says strange shit.

[quote author=ito link=topic=160193.msg3413224#msg3413224 date=1257980909]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=160193.msg3413133#msg3413133 date=1257978973]
I am an engineer. I don't talk well I only have good thoughts.
[/quote]

I thought you were a college student? Since when can you claim something before you finish school... if that's the case, I'm in Computer Science, and I dabble in Electrical Engineering.... Cause that's what I was going to school for.
[/quote]

followed by:

[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=160193.msg3413225#msg3413225 date=1257980962]
I have been an engineer all of my life, I just don't have a degree yet.
[/quote]

seasonalskier 11-11-2009 06:22 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
NFW!!! I am the new Village Idiot!!! SCORE!!!!! Lmao J/K

PS: Mods this is straight from me (Kenny). Don't delete this, I think its hilarious, I am not going to bitch and moan if people find what I say humorous.

halo0 11-11-2009 06:22 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3410991#msg3410991 date=1257890513]
Dude, Dixie Chicks ROCK
[/quote]

budgy 11-11-2009 06:23 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
lawl

3driverPa 11-11-2009 06:24 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=139496.msg3413163#msg3413163 date=1257979447]
Sometimes I make claims based on no hard facts what so ever but merely on my opinion. This is one of those times ;)
[/quote]

agm_ultimatex 11-11-2009 06:25 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
haha win. Kenny, you are a good sport :).

seasonalskier 11-11-2009 06:28 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
N/P! Watch even with my expressed consent of this thread it will still be deleted. :lol: Now if only I could get my computer to stop freezing up temporary every 10 damn seconds it would be a perfect world! :lmao:

3driverPa 11-11-2009 06:28 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=152536.msg3412979#msg3412979 date=1257974147]
America FUCK YA!!

http://9.media.tumblr.com/6BeNZZq89h...hv7wo1_500.jpg
[/quote]

PuRe WiN rIgHt ThErE.

ito 11-11-2009 07:08 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=ito link=topic=126358.msg3413321#msg3413321 date=1257984451]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3413265#msg3413265 date=1257982338]
[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=126358.msg3413255#msg3413255 date=1257981949]
[quote author=ito link=topic=126358.msg3413204#msg3413204 date=1257980495]
[quote author=smokinAMD link=topic=126358.msg3413160#msg3413160 date=1257979377]
You have as great of a chance getting your warranty upheld, as you do having a fivesome with Jessica Beil, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Jessica Alba.
[/quote]

fixed
[/quote]

That is a sweet list.
[/quote]

Fixed
[/quote]

That would be a fivesome, jackass.
[/quote]

*edit: I'm the jackass. I failed to notice that he said fivesome.

agm_ultimatex 11-11-2009 07:14 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=ito link=topic=160644.msg3413323#msg3413323 date=1257984492]
[quote author=ito link=topic=126358.msg3413321#msg3413321 date=1257984451]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3413265#msg3413265 date=1257982338]
[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=126358.msg3413255#msg3413255 date=1257981949]
[quote author=ito link=topic=126358.msg3413204#msg3413204 date=1257980495]
[quote author=smokinAMD link=topic=126358.msg3413160#msg3413160 date=1257979377]
You have as great of a chance getting your warranty upheld, as you do having a fivesome with Jessica Beil, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Jessica Alba.
[/quote]

fixed
[/quote]

That is a sweet list.
[/quote]

Fixed
[/quote]

That would be a fivesome, jackass.
[/quote]
[/quote]
:boink: :bananahump:

However, im thinking a fivesome would become a lot of work.

3driverPa 11-11-2009 07:18 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
I'm 100% sure for anyone on that list my shit would NEVER go down, all 5 would be like perma-bone.  id be calling my Dr. as my erection will be lasting wayyy long then 4 hours.

laraw 11-11-2009 07:38 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=160644.msg3413260#msg3413260 date=1257982080]
N/P! Watch even with my expressed consent of this thread it will still be deleted. :lol: Now if only I could get my computer to stop freezing up temporary every 10 damn seconds it would be a perfect world! :lmao:
[/quote]

This is too funny to delete. =P

agm_ultimatex 11-11-2009 07:46 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=160644.msg3413344#msg3413344 date=1257985132]
I'm 100% sure for anyone on that list my shit would NEVER go down, all 5 would be like perma-bone. id be calling my Dr. as my erection will be lasting wayyy long then 4 hours.
[/quote]

I was thinking of it from a more endurance and energy perspective, than that :P.

3driverPa 11-11-2009 07:47 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=160644.msg3413388#msg3413388 date=1257986773]
[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=160644.msg3413344#msg3413344 date=1257985132]
I'm 100% sure for anyone on that list my shit would NEVER go down, all 5 would be like perma-bone. id be calling my Dr. as my erection will be lasting wayyy long then 4 hours.
[/quote]

I was thinking of it from a more endurance and energy perspective, than that :P.
[/quote]

Im a lazy slob, but im sure i would get the motivation.

RB 11-11-2009 07:47 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=160193.msg3413225#msg3413225 date=1257980962]
I have been an engineer all of my life, I just don't have a degree yet.
[/quote]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=160644.msg3413260#msg3413260 date=1257982080]
Now if only I could get my computer to stop freezing up temporary every 10 damn seconds it would be a perfect world! :lmao:
[/quote]

Probably as good a time as any to utilize your life-long engineering skills.

fatabbot 11-11-2009 07:52 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=160644.msg3413389#msg3413389 date=1257986844]
[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=160644.msg3413388#msg3413388 date=1257986773]
[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=160644.msg3413344#msg3413344 date=1257985132]
I'm 100% sure for anyone on that list my shit would NEVER go down, all 5 would be like perma-bone. id be calling my Dr. as my erection will be lasting wayyy long then 4 hours.
[/quote]

I was thinking of it from a more endurance and energy perspective, than that :P.
[/quote]

Im a lazy slob, but im sure i would get the motivation.
[/quote]

Mr. Winky springs up when the wind blows, but with my luck, I'd get put in that outlandish situation and that would be the first time he runs and hides....

seasonalskier 11-12-2009 10:51 AM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=ito link=topic=160644.msg3413323#msg3413323 date=1257984492]
[quote author=ito link=topic=126358.msg3413321#msg3413321 date=1257984451]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3413265#msg3413265 date=1257982338]
[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=126358.msg3413255#msg3413255 date=1257981949]
[quote author=ito link=topic=126358.msg3413204#msg3413204 date=1257980495]
[quote author=smokinAMD link=topic=126358.msg3413160#msg3413160 date=1257979377]
You have as great of a chance getting your warranty upheld, as you do having a fivesome with Jessica Beil, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Jessica Alba.
[/quote]

fixed
[/quote]

That is a sweet list.
[/quote]

Fixed
[/quote]

That would be a fivesome, jackass.
[/quote]

*edit: I'm the jackass. I failed to notice that he said fivesome.
[/quote]

HAHAHA I win! :lol: That would be an amazing day though!! ;) (A.D.D. FTW, it never goes down!!!)

Six 11-14-2009 10:29 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=158883.msg3417633#msg3417633 date=1258253014]
:lmao: Dude, you just blew up because I am trying to hint to stop posting boobs. I don't give a shit if the only boobs you get to see are on the internet. That's not my problem, that's the fact you throw a fit whenever someone says to keep it clean. I am sure a mod is going to come and clean out the entire conversation in about 10 minutes anyways. Chill the hell out. If you can't chill out, the get off the internet. Everyone on here will agree with me when I say, we all know what T&A look like, we don't need you getting our threads closed down because you don't know what discretion is.

PS: I tried to resist it I really did.....

QQ NOOBIE
[/quote]

sdemo45 11-14-2009 10:41 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
subbed. Kenny's a retard.




halo0 11-30-2009 06:03 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3436975#msg3436975 date=1259621966]
[The 2006 Ford Fusion] looks fast from the factory
[/quote]

Six 11-30-2009 06:11 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3436816#msg3436816 date=1259615774]
Ha it is still up. I already reported it
[/quote]

didnt need to know...

agm_ultimatex 11-30-2009 08:08 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=160644.msg3413263#msg3413263 date=1257982125]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=152536.msg3412979#msg3412979 date=1257974147]
America FUCK YA!!

http://9.media.tumblr.com/6BeNZZq89h...hv7wo1_500.jpg
[/quote]

PuRe WiN rIgHt ThErE.
[/quote]

for good measure

siscim23 11-30-2009 08:29 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssubbed




crazyduckme 12-01-2009 03:51 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
lol subbed for some lulz

3driverPa 12-01-2009 03:58 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=160644.msg3437129#msg3437129 date=1259629698]
[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=160644.msg3413263#msg3413263 date=1257982125]
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=152536.msg3412979#msg3412979 date=1257974147]
America FUCK YA!!

http://9.media.tumblr.com/6BeNZZq89h...hv7wo1_500.jpg
[/quote]

PuRe WiN rIgHt ThErE.
[/quote]

for good measure
[/quote]

1 night with her would be worth the 5 years in the pen.

TRex 12-01-2009 04:02 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
no time needed...she is of legal age and ive seen the full set somewhere 4 chan i believe

biggee72 12-01-2009 04:10 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
I had my finger on the delete button but I saw the OK.. :lol:

sdemo45 12-01-2009 04:13 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=biggee72 link=topic=160644.msg3438402#msg3438402 date=1259701823]
I had my finger on the delete button but I saw the OK.. :lol:
[/quote]


lol you're taking trex's word for it?




TRex 12-01-2009 04:23 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
im sure i can find it...want me to post? =p

sdemo45 12-01-2009 04:23 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
lol in the black hole, yes.




damnlocust 12-01-2009 04:25 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
he means the OK from Kenny on the thread.

TRex 12-01-2009 04:27 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=sdemo45 link=topic=160644.msg3438425#msg3438425 date=1259702625]
lol in the black hole, yes.
[/quote]

no access =(

sdemo45 12-01-2009 04:27 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
oooh. People care what Kenny thinks?


And join the BH... a bunch of us are members for at least a little while. Its $5.. just do it.




3driverPa 12-01-2009 04:32 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
Ill take that link rex... Via PM of course. I'll see y'all in a few. :wink:

seasonalskier 12-01-2009 04:51 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=TRex link=topic=160644.msg3438390#msg3438390 date=1259701329]
no time needed...she is of legal age and ive seen the full set somewhere 4 chan i believe
[/quote]

You HAVE to send me that link! :drool:

damnlocust 12-01-2009 05:01 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
shit, i'll take one too, then post it in the BH.

kenny's thread has turned into a pr0n sharing thread :lol:

TRex 12-01-2009 05:08 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
haha ok ill try to do some searching when i get home and get back to you

3driverPa 12-09-2009 11:18 AM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=161013.msg3450076#msg3450076 date=1260368622]
I just think the Ford bashers are retarded as anyone on this site owns a Ford in some sense. Why else do you think that all the forums are just subforums of FORD Motor Vehicles Performance forums. :lmao: morons.
[/quote]

seasonalskier 01-11-2010 02:43 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
Not a quote from me but a perfectly executed come back that needs to be shared.

[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3492503#msg3492503 date=1263237199]
http://g1wallz.com/wp-content/upload...i-kill-you.jpg
[/quote]
[quote author=condor888000 link=topic=126358.msg3492529#msg3492529 date=1263237725]
I'd like to see you try, odds are you'd drive off the road and hit a hydrant before you got to the first turn.
[/quote]

damnlocust 01-11-2010 03:18 PM

Re: EPIC "Kenny" Quotes AKA (Seasonalskier)
 
[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=160644.msg3492571#msg3492571 date=1263239033]
Not a quote from me but a perfectly executed come back that needs to be shared.

[quote author=Seasonalskier link=topic=126358.msg3492503#msg3492503 date=1263237199]
http://g1wallz.com/wp-content/upload...i-kill-you.jpg
[/quote]
[quote author=condor888000 link=topic=126358.msg3492529#msg3492529 date=1263237725]
I'd like to see you try, odds are you'd drive off the road and hit a hydrant before you got to the first turn.
[/quote]
[/quote]
this.


you sir, fail.


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