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Old and new sayings (serious, funny or whatever you like)

Just like the title reads, quotes or sayings that you've heard growing up (if you wish to use dyslexic GWB quotes be my guest.) Here's a couple good ones I've heard over the years:

"Breakups are like broken mirrors, it's better to leave it broken then hurt yourself to fix it."

or

"breaking up is like breaking a mirror, just like seven years bad luck comes 7 years bad credit."

I saw this guy with a shirt that said "I'm not as dumb as you look." I look pretty dumb so I got a good laugh at the self truth.

"If you give your 2 cents but you only get a penny for your thoughts... Where does the other penny go?"

I got a one-sy for my baby boy that's due in a week that says "I'm a boob man" I want to get a matching shirt for me but can't find one.

"Two of the most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity"





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