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The Official "Bitch about stupid people you work with thread"!!!!1!!eleven!!!!

I sit near one of the dumbest, most annoying blobs of shit ever to spew forth from a woman's uterus. Seriously, this guy is supposed to be a programmer, but he's mentally fucking retarded. This dumbfuck is always talking about cars, what cars he wants, what cars he doesn't want and so forth, yet he knows NOTHING about cars. He drove the same POS Accord for like 12 years, then he bought a new accord all the while talking about other cars he wants but can't afford. Also, he seems dyslexic in addition to his reh-tardation, and constantly fucks up commonly used phrases.

So anyway, this morning he is talking to a coworker about the new computer he is getting and comparing it to his current computer. He proceeds to say the following.

"It’s like a Ford to a Chevy. You can’t switch wheels! I mean you could, maybe it’s the same…. But it isn’t gonna be stable."

My head almost did this.

There are soooooooooooo many more stories, but I will save them for another time.

Now, tell us all about the fucking idiots you work with!



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Coworker: My computer won't boot, it says "primary hard drive disk failure"
IT: Oh that's probably because the [company wide software] server is down.

3 months pass

Same Coworker: My computer won't boot, it says "chipset heatsink not found"
Same IT guy: Okay, I'll come and test out your hard drive.




We're in the process of changing a bunch (26) of controlled forms. I was asked to change them all in a certain way to comply with the lab merge next week. One lady already has all the forms and just changed them for another reason, so I get them from her. I spend 3 full days changing/formatting them to what we need, all while fixing this lady's clusterfuck formatting. A 2nd review folder is created for the owners of the forms. Before anybody else even has a chance to review them, my boss finds a few errors and I fix them. I save them with my initials at the end to avoid problems. She comes and bitches me out that I need to let her know changes are needed so she can do them blah blah, tells me like 4 times "lemme 'splain to you how this works" because she has to accept changes after people review. I tell her constantly that nobody has reviewed them yet, and she can't do anything anyway. Doesn't listen and continues the "lemme 'splain how this works" shit.



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What a stupid whore.



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Sub for future bitching. Shouldn't be too long, lol.


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Re: The Official "Bitch about stupid people you work with thread"!!!!1!!eleven!!!!

I can't fucking stand when my one cubemate has EVERY SINGLE CALL on speakerphone. Um, yea, I don't need to hear all that fucking bullshit. then... when things go wrong, he is SCREAMING at the phone and the other person is SCREAMING BACK. i'm like... DUDE GTFO OF THIS CUBE.

so disrespectful. and he wants a raise?! PFFT.


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um, none of my co-workers are speak english natively, and they all bring their lunch and warm it up in the microwave. need I tell you the dominant spice that has now pervaded every piece of fabric in the office?



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your company is doing outsourcing wrong.



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We had this guy who used to microwave those Bocca Burgers (veggie burgers). The whole floor would smell of diarrhea and burned corpses after that.

There is also this old hag who runs a foster home and constantly bitches on the phone about something the kids did. She looks like a bulldog that's been beat in the face with bat and wears old people sweat pants that ride up her crack (too big to not see). She's a hateful old cow and has old people walking farts. If you can't tell I really dislike this woman, lol.


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[quote author=dugger_8 link=topic=192727.msg4058933#msg4058933 date=1309201002]
We had this guy who used to microwave those Bocca Burgers (veggie burgers). The whole floor would smell of diarrhea and burned corpses after that.

There is also this old hag who runs a foster home and constantly bitches on the phone about something the kids did. She looks like a bulldog that's been beat in the face with bat and wears old people sweat pants that ride up her crack (too big to not see). She's a hateful old cow and has old people walking farts. If you can't tell I really dislike this woman, lol.
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These 2 paragraphs are full of win.



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