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For those of you that may be simple, this is a thread - much like OMM and RCT - but comprised solely of movie quotes. I'll start:


Way out west there was this fella... fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Mr. Lebowski, he called himself "The Dude". Now, "Dude" - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Los Angeles the "City Of Angels." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.



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Jesus, man, could you change the channel?


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Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!



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I had a rough...


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Now, see, we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit.

I'm still a mystery to you, but I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from.

See, if I axe if you want some dinner and you grab a' egg roll and start to chow down,

I say to myself, this motherfucker, he's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world.

And who knows? Maybe he don't.

Maybe this fool is such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin'.

He just sit down, watch my motherfuckin' TV.

See?

You ain't even sat down yet.

Man, that TV over there-- Since you been in the room, there's a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look.

You just been clockin' me.

Yeah I know I'm pretty,

but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.




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Come on thorny, I need this.



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Is there a sign in my yard that says dead nigger storage?


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Well, I was just remembering a limerick. "There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding, when she saw there was no tit for Tat." You have caused me no end of trouble, but now I shall return the favor. Tit for tat, right?


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So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...

Written down the side of mine...

Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!



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