Damnit, they discovered our plot to both contaminate the faithful AND introduce radiological 'evidence' to support our sanctions (because obviously if we can find nuclear material everywhere, they must be building nukes!).
I hate it when the looneys start talking. I swear the senior DPRK and Iranian politcos must sit down around a back room table with cigars and cognac/tea and share shop talk a lot. Sounds like something from the DPRK playbook (as in so far fetched as to be outright hilarious, instead of simply sounding like paranoid grumblings. Get out your tinfoil hats!)