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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-22-2010, 11:46 PM Thread Starter
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Tales from the Post Office

So to start, this topic involves illegal drug usage!

I've worked for a bulk mail company for three and a half years. We've just recently been bought by a press company two plus months ago. In that time I've worked for the bulk mailer I've come across a various bunch of personalities. At the "home" post office I have become friends with a guy who transferred from a nearby city p.o. He's quite the character; you can talk to him about anything and he'll talk to you twice as long about anything as this story will prove. He's always entertaining and the kind of guy you'd like to spend half the day with.

We got on the subject of dogs and how nutty they are earlier in the week. So he tells me this story of this one time he started getting his dog in the house through the front door. Suddenly the dog saw a mother and approximately 14 year old daughter starting to walk in front of the house property. The dog suddenly bolted around and jumped on the daughter knocking her to the ground. The dog simply was being protective and growled as was its "natural nature". The friend of mine ran over, got the dog, and apologized profusely. Nothing else happened after that that he knew of until dark.
Him and a few friends were smoking some marijuana that night and were pretty lit. Suddenly they see flashing police lights from three cars pull up. They get all the weed hidden as the cops come up to the windows shining their flashlights in the windows all the while the dog is going NUTS! After a quick time the dog's owner answers the door thinking he was caught in a weed sting. The officer at the front door told him that the mother from earlier in the day showed up with the dog-attacked daughter at the police station. They filed a report that the dog had bitten the daughter. So my buddy asks if the police saw the actual bite marks. Officer says "no." Buddy says of course not because he witnessed the whole thing, told his side, and said the dog never did anything but jumped on the girl. So the officer lets him know there will be an Animal Control person coming on a specific day to "interview" his dog to make sure he's not an endangerment to the public.
Police head out, him and friends relax a little more. Throughout the week he's freaking out that his beloved dog would be taken away from him and put down. He knows his dog is dumb as the rocks around the college town bug the animal he owns doesn't deserve that kind of punishment. Finally the day comes for the Animal Control guy to come. My friend comes up with a "brilliant" idea. To calm the dog down for the "interview" he decides to feed his dog some good ol' pot that he hid from the police earlier in the week to settle him down. After the dog gets his dose and takes effect he got this glazed over, sluggish, wobbly look to him. The interviewer knocks on the door a little later and the guy gets a little paranoid. He notes how his dog slowly gets to the door with his wide eyes, slow gate, and widely wagging tail. Highly unusual for his crazy dog. More unusual is how the Animal Control notes that the dog looks to be pretty friendly and no threat to the public. Animal Control gave an outstanding report for the dog.
My buddy still has his good old Labrador along with wife and son, and his wife's Labrador. He told me his dog still gets into shit, literally. That's a whole other story which you likely want to know about.


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good damn thats some entertaining shit lol
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haha....thats kinda funny getting the dog baked


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ha

cant wait for the posts to start coming in
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that's awesome! getting that dog high is not cruel... he was just hooking him up...


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umm I get my cat high.... :shock:
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