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...How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood ?????
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[quote author=the village idiot link=topic=163352.msg3466238#msg3466238 date=1261424026]


...How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood ?????
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[quote author=3driverPA link=topic=163352.msg3466248#msg3466248 date=1261424357]
[quote author=the village idiot link=topic=163352.msg3466238#msg3466238 date=1261424026]


...How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood ?????
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Your name is befitting...
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I agree with 3DriverPA.

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...How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood ?????
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According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
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How Chuck Norris got involved-A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

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