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If you don't know what this is then.........well here's a link

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White Dragon
Post coitus, a man ejaculates into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the ejaculate through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating white whiskers resembling that of a dragon's.

"I gave my girlfriend a White Dragon and she said it burned her nostrils for a week..."

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wtf lmao

where do ppl come up with these ideas roflmao
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thank you for sharing a word that almost no one has heard of
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in before the banishment to the black hole

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also:

Asian Graffiti: The tire/scrape marks you see on highway onramps, curbs, and anywhere where a bad driver hit somthing stationary
"look at all the asian graffiti on the curbs in china town"

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I <3 UD. This is one of my favorites.

giada de laurentiis 128 up, 17 down love it hate it

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.
Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis



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^ that is amazing. Epic quote, ftw.



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sorry damnlocust, halo0 just stole ur spotlight haha
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1. Crabbits

buy crabbits mugs, tshirts and magnets
When You have Crabs So bad you jump around cause it itches so bad. Like a rabbit
Steve 'oh man what was with Phil today"
Bob 'Dude he has a bad case of crabbits, he picked it up on spring break"
Steve "haha bitch got owned"


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