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Some puke bastard broke into my garage (detached from the house) and stole some of my tools. Got two of my power drills, plunge router, unopened jar of moonshine (chartered), and my range bag that had extra magazines for my pistols and rifles. Now this dickjaw knows I have guns in the house and may come back for a "better payoff". Slimy SOB slipped a prybar on one of the rollup doors and crawled in! Man - I wish I could catch this MF - I'm sure my ass would be in jail, but I'd damn sure feel good about it!! Thanks for lettin' me rant.
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that does suck. i hope you have a safe for them guns...at least that some protection (if the safe is bolted to the floor).

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find that murrfugger and whoop his ass
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Step 1- Send your wife and kids on vacation for a week. Step 2-  Stock up on frozen pizzas and tv dinners. Step 3- Leave your lights off and buy some night vision goggles. Step 4- sit and wait by back door with loaded gun and let your newspapers and mail pile up. Optional step 5- Buy some heavy duty garbage bags and a hack saw if you don't want to deal with cops.
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[quote author=allmannbro link=topic=160489.msg3409695#msg3409695 date=1257823415]
Step 1- Send your wife and kids on vacation for a week. Step 2- Stock up on frozen pizzas and tv dinners. Step 3- Leave your lights off and buy some night vision goggles. Step 4- sit and wait by back door with loaded gun. Optional step 5- Buy some heavy duty garbage bags if you don't want to deal with cops.
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Sounds about right to me.

I'd have to beat him with a baseball bat first though.


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I keep my alarm on maximum sensitivity when its parked in my garage, you even so much as spit on my garage door and that shit goes off. I had a kid throw a stone at my door one night, shit went blazing and scared off the kid woke up my dog he went nuts. Good stuff IMO. Responder key fob FTW.

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[quote author=allmannbro link=topic=160489.msg3409695#msg3409695 date=1257823415]
Optional step 5- Buy some heavy duty garbage bags and a hack saw if you don't want to deal with cops.
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hahaaa that cracked me up

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sorry about your losses... that fuckin sucks... I'm liking that step plan, lol.

I always say "I wish I could get inside the head of a thief / vandal ... with a shotgun shell"

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[quote author=allmannbro link=topic=160489.msg3409695#msg3409695 date=1257823415]
Step 1- Send your wife and kids on vacation for a week. Step 2- Stock up on frozen pizzas and tv dinners. Step 3- Leave your lights off and buy some night vision goggles. Step 4- sit and wait by back door with loaded gun and let your newspapers and mail pile up. Optional step 5- Buy some heavy duty garbage bags and a hack saw if you don't want to deal with cops.
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NAILED IT!


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if this was my house they would be dead already


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