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[The OFFICIALLLLL] Funnnny IM Chat conversationnnnsss

ok so its been decided between Steve, Pete and I that this will be the official place for funny IM convos. I shall start the party off this this piece of IM magnificence Pete dubbed as "How to deal with a douchebag" The inspiration for this IM comes directly from here: http://www.mazda3forums.com/index.ph...36.0;topicseen

Be warned! There will be cursing racism and just all around doucheness in this conversation.

[15:52] AWiseManOnceSay: Yo man whats up
[15:53] AWiseManOnceSay: I saw you wanted in on the coils I just found out my boys cousin was just being a bitch
[15:53] AWiseManOnceSay: you still in?
[15:54] sdemo45: lol i dont know what to say to you
[15:54] AWiseManOnceSay: why? I thought you and your boys were interested?
[15:54] AWiseManOnceSay: Fuck that kids cousin I talked to my boy he said its all good. Might even be able to get myself a sponsorship.
[15:55] sdemo45: oh yeah?
[15:55] AWiseManOnceSay: yea, so whats the deal you guys want to get some coils and ride that shit right or what?
[15:56] sdemo45: lol i'm fine chief
[15:56] AWiseManOnceSay: aight but you are missin out on a hell of a deal. Imma get damnlocust hooked up
[15:57] sdemo45: hahahahaha
[15:57] AWiseManOnceSay: kid said hes got like 4 other peeps interested
[15:58] sdemo45: oh yeah? lol. I didnt know that many people wanted shitty coilovers.
[15:58] AWiseManOnceSay: shitty? psh you dont know what you are talkin about. the shits ride better than a fat girl on a mechanical bull
[15:58] sdemo45: lmao.
[15:59] AWiseManOnceSay: i heard itll be better than what i did to my last car
[15:59] sdemo45: oh yeah, and what was that?
[15:59] AWiseManOnceSay: i had my boy cut the springs so that shit was SLAMMED
[15:59] sdemo45: lmao yeah... cutting the springs is a GREAT idea
[15:59] AWiseManOnceSay: you dont even know. that shit was tight
[16:00] AWiseManOnceSay: even had a vtec
[16:00] sdemo45: sweet
[16:01] AWiseManOnceSay: i used to rip bitches up in that car until one of the control arms or some shit came off while i was doing 60 on the highway racing some fuckin jerkoff in a minivan
[16:01] sdemo45: lmao... racing a minivan. priceless.
[16:01] AWiseManOnceSay: fuck that guy he was trying to cut me off or some shit. had kids in the back too
[16:02] sdemo45: niglets?
[16:02] AWiseManOnceSay: wtf you tryin ta say?
[16:02] AWiseManOnceSay: you racist?
[16:02] sdemo45: nah. i hate everybody.
[16:02] AWiseManOnceSay: yo fuck you son
[16:02] AWiseManOnceSay: ill come to your house right now
[16:02] sdemo45: too bad i'm not in a house
[16:02] sdemo45: lmao
[16:02] AWiseManOnceSay: whatever son you name the place
[16:02] AWiseManOnceSay: illbe there
[16:03] sdemo45: my cotton field. i'll be the guy on the horse whippin your ass.
[16:03] AWiseManOnceSay: psh you better hav emore than a whip cause imma bust my 9 in your ass bitch
[16:03] sdemo45: lmao
[16:04] AWiseManOnceSay: and i aint talkin about a gun neither
[16:04] sdemo45: hahahahahahaha
[16:04] AWiseManOnceSay: you tink that shits funny?
[16:05] AWiseManOnceSay: aint nothin funny about being raped son
[16:05] AWiseManOnceSay: youll find out soon enuf
[16:06] sdemo45: its not rape if its consensual
[16:06] sdemo45:
[16:06] AWiseManOnceSay: oh so you like big dick in your ass then?
[16:06] sdemo45: lol
[16:07] AWiseManOnceSay: i shoudla known you was a faggot when you said you didnt want these fuckin coils son
[16:07] AWiseManOnceSay: not man enuf to handle the sick ride
[16:07] sdemo45: lmao
[16:08] AWiseManOnceSay: so steve how did you like getting punkd?!
[16:09] sdemo45: haha that was awesome

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Re: [The OFFICIALLLLL] Funnnny IM Chat conversationnnnsss

Just a note, If you don't want people spamming you on aim, you might want to alter the screennames.


Well done, sirs.

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I dont care.... let people IM me. fuck it. hahahahaaha.



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more shit to post in here, I suppose.

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My aim name is already in my profile. If you are going to spam me atleast be funny.

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lmao that was good
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Good job Steve.

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Re: [The OFFICIALLLLL] Funnnny IM Chat conversationnnnsss

this reminds me of a random story that happened to me a couple weeks ago. not on im, but through text, so i'm gonna pretend that it belongs here.

so i'm sitting in a meeting with one of our fund managers when i get an odd text from an unknown number:

him: 24's 1800
me: what does that mean and who are you?
him: this cutty i met you at the bp on hopple i got some 24's off my cutty for sale
me: you must have the wrong number as i'm far too educated and have far too good of taste to spend money on something that will not only make my car uglier, but will also destroy performance and fuel economy
him: **picture of some fugly ass chrome wheels with rubberband tires stretched around them**
me: yep. those are ugly and tacky and only someone who never graduated high school would think those are a wise appropriation of funds. i drive a bmw!! what the hell would i do with those? good day sir
him: bra ok you doin too much
jason

i could not stop laughing at this retard. i'm not even totally positive what language he was speaking to be honost with ya. these douche cakes slay me
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haha well I play the part of a douche quite well as you can see from the conversation I had with steve. Obviously he did not know it was me.

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Re: [The OFFICIALLLLL] Funnnny IM Chat conversationnnnsss

Omegle.com ftw


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy hr
Stranger: thr
You: hihihihi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how r u
You: im 12
You: oh i mean im fine
You: u?
Stranger: u so young
Stranger: i m 22
You: almost twice as much
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: whr r u frm
You: puerto rico
Stranger: great
Stranger: first time i m seeing anyone frm thr
You: yeah i dont see many from here either
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i dnt knw why
Stranger: hehe
You: not many people live in paradise i guess
Stranger: r u boy or gal



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