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DONK MANG DONK!!! I.E. What the hell is wrong with people?

OK...this is a rant. A rant of people's lack of taste. Supreme lack of taste at that. Being "donk" seems to be the new trend where I'm at. Everyone seems to be doing it. And to what end? Putting 28's on a 1981 Chevy Caprice that has body panels in multiple colors that were just recently purchased from one of the local salvage yards? It's retarded. Call me a beer guzzling white trash inbred cracker, but I don't just get it. What point are you trying to prove? That you spent 100 times more than the value of your car on a rediculous looking set of wheels? Great! I'm happy for ya and all, and I'm gonna let you finish, but you look like a moron.

Urban dictionary has the perfect definition for DONK.

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4. donk

Any POS late 80's or early 90's American heap (preferably an Impala) that has large enough wheels installed until it resembles (and rides and handles like) a Conestoga wagon. This is done so it sits up high enough so as to be at the same eye level as the Playas with real juice ridin in their Escalades. Adding in a bad candy paint job and Wal-Mart sub box completes the transformation.
With no money left over for necessary suspension and brake upgrades, the lifespan is limited to a few drug runs or the first Police chase, whichever occurs first.
Honestly, does this look good? I think not.







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This trend makes me want to curb stomp the gold teeth out of the owners mouths.

I'm gonna go drive around and take pictures of all these stupid cars driving around St. Louis, there's probably thousands of them.

A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face.
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wow... that rx8 wow... im pretty sure it would pull faster lap times if it were stock and missing a wheel or two vs what they did to it...

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Re: DONK MANG DONK!!! I.E. What the hell is wrong with people?

If it makes you feel any better, that RX8 is a photoshop. Here's the original:



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This is what happens when retards get money


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Lol that second pic is the least ridiculous looking one, what is great is the driver, he's in that position that they all think makes the car cooler, driving with their chin on the steering wheel.



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I like 'em although some of them are just done wrong. Then again, I'm in NY and don't really see them that often.
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i guess it is just another way of showing how off the wall you can get...i mean yea they arent fast or anything...but they are show cars...meant for entertainment...they arent being anything they arent....now...this only applys to actual cars that are done right...i would even consider that thing with the fucking wagon wheels to be done right....it is the ones that have a 200 dollar car and 5000 dollar wheels that are fucking retarded


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Idk what name has been given to it, but those old cars (similar to the ones pictured) but with like 13" wheels and insane suspension. They can drive around with the car tilted at a 45º angle. Those make me lol.



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I saw a place where retards could rent those big rims/tires! How friggin stupid is that?


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[quote author=siscim23 link=topic=157250.msg3346062#msg3346062 date=1254229931]
Idk what name has been given to it, but those old cars (similar to the ones pictured) but with like 13" wheels and insane suspension. They can drive around with the car tilted at a 45º angle. Those make me lol.
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