Re: You all gotta check out this website...effin HILARIOUS!
two of the best are for sure:
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!!