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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old 06-25-2009, 11:42 AM Thread Starter
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You all gotta check out this website...effin HILARIOUS!

Man, I have been cracking up here for about the past hour looking at this site.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Some of these texts are just unbelieveable.

Hope this isn't a repost, if it is, just send me a nasty text & post it up on there.

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rofl!


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Some are funny, but I can't help but imagine 90% are either

A) made up
or
B) people texting something funny that isn't true

No matter what, funny.
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My favorite that I found so far was "She just hummed the Star Wars theme while going down on me. I'm going to buy an engagement ring today."

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I dunno, this is pretty epic too...

(613): Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
(1-613): no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call

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lol

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(781): my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special

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two of the best are for sure:
(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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Old site. But always good for a few laughs.

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(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.



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10 months is old?


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