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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:10 PM Thread Starter
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WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

HUMAN STUPIDITY
>
> IN CASE YOU NEED FURTHER PROOF THAT THE HUMAN RACE IS DOOMED THROUGH
> STUPIDITY, HERE ARE SOME ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS.
>
> 1.ON SEARS HAIRDRYER
>
> "DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING."
>
> (GEE, THAT\'S THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TO WORK ON MY HAIR)
>
> 2. ON BAG OF FRITOS:
>
> "YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE."
>
>
> (THE SHOPLIFTER SPECIAL)
>
> 3. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
>
> "DIRECTIONS: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP."
>
> (AND THAT WOULD BE HOW?)
>
> 4.ON SOME SWANN FROZEN DINNERS
>
> "SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST."
>
> (BUT IT\'S *JUST* A SUGGESTION)
>
> 5. ON TESCO\'S TIRAMISU DESSERT (PRINTED ON BOTTOM OF BOX)
>
> "DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN."
>
> (TOO LATE!)
>
> 6. ON MARKS & SPENCERS BREAD PUDDING:
>
> "PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING."
>
> (AS NIGHT FOLLOWS THE DAY...)
>
> 7.ON PACKAGING FOR ROWENTA IRON:
>
> "DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY."
>
> (BUT WOULDN\'T THIS SAVE SOME TIME?)
>
> 8. ON BOOT\'S CHILDREN COUGH MEDICINE:
>
> "DO NOT DRIVE A CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY AFTER TAKING THIS
> MEDICATION."
>
> (WE COULD DO A LOT TO REDUCE THE RATE OF CONSTRUCTION ACCIDENTS IF WE
> COULD JUST GET THOSE 5-YEAR-OLDS WITH HEAD-COLDS OFF THOSE FORKLIFTS.)
>
> 9.ON NYTOL SLEEP AID:
>
> "WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS."
>
> (ONE WOULD HOPE.)
>
> 10. ON MOST BRANDS OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:
>
> "FOR INDOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY."
>
> (AS OPPOSED TO WHAT?)
>
> 11.ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR:
>
> "NOT TO BE USED FOR OTHER USE."
>
> (I GOTTA ADMIT, I\'M CURIOUS.)
>
> 12. ON SAINSBURY\'S PEANUTS:
>
> "WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS."
>
> (TALK ABOUT A NEWSFLASH.)
>
> 13. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:
>
> "INSTRUCTIONS: OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS."
>
> (STEP 3: FLY DELTA.)
>
> 14. ON A CHILD\'S SUPERMAN COSTUME:
>
> "WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY."
>
> (I DON\'T BLAME THE COMPANY. I BLAME THE PARENTS FOR THIS ONE.)

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:14 PM
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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

That's classic! I enjoyed that very much. Here's one:

-On a packet of Pop Tarts:
Remove Pop Tart from foil.

(If you're a fan of comedian Brian Regan, you would fully understand this one.)


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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-02-2008, 04:21 PM Thread Starter
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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

[quote author=Tiny link=topic=110641.msg2283132#msg2283132 date=1209759299]
That's classic! I enjoyed that very much. Here's one:

-On a packet of Pop Tarts:
Remove Pop Tart from foil.

(If you're a fan of comedian Brian Regan, you would fully understand this one.)
[/quote]

"I can only think of one, eat pastry" HAHAHAHA I know I loved reading this

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[quote author=azfusion]Dang I'm barely breaking an '08 in and you guys are harvesting the '09's[/quote]
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-03-2008, 07:57 PM
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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

Actually, the hair dryer one makes sense. That's probably one of those hair dryers that isn't the gun style hair dryer. You put the plastic part on your head and it would dry your hair. My aunt used to have one...you could fall asleep with it on since it didn't require you to hold it while it was working.



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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

My co-worker has to have a hair dryer on in order for her to sleep. Weird.

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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 05-04-2008, 07:14 AM
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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

the thing about children cough medicine is that adults take it too.

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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

Those are good, there are some I understand though. Like Swann's message of suggesting it to defrost, its a suggestion, so they sound more friendly to the customer. Saying to just defrost it is a bit more demanding, and can make the customer feel like they're being ordered. Also with the cough medicine, its better for the company to cover all bases, so they dont get sued.
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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

[quote author=agm_ultimatex link=topic=110641.msg2285985#msg2285985 date=1209907019]
Those are good, there are some I understand though. Like Swann's message of suggesting it to defrost, its a suggestion, so they sound more friendly to the customer. Saying to just defrost it is a bit more demanding, and can make the customer feel like they're being ordered. Also with the cough medicine, its better for the company to cover all bases, so they dont get sued.
[/quote]

eating it iced won't kill you either.

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[quote author=keke link=topic=110641.msg2285862#msg2285862 date=1209885685]
My co-worker has to have a hair dryer on in order for her to sleep. Weird.
[/quote]

Way to burn the house down...


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Re: WOW, are ppl this DUMB haha

[quote author=Tiny link=topic=110641.msg2286314#msg2286314 date=1209925332]
[quote author=keke link=topic=110641.msg2285862#msg2285862 date=1209885685]
My co-worker has to have a hair dryer on in order for her to sleep. Weird.
[/quote]

Way to burn the house down...
[/quote]

Thank you....Just cause some of it seems logical and some of you think you're smart asses....thats not the point of it...

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