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You know its a sign of the times when....

I heard this on the radio this morning so I brought it here to the forums!


It's a sign of the times when... You gotta chain your lawn furniture to the porch to keep people from stealing it!


It's a sign of the times when... It takes $3 to fill up the lawn mower!


It's a sign of the times when... you have to call in to work b/c you don't have the gas money to get there!


It's a sign of the times when...

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Re: You know its a sign of the times when....

people start poking holes in gas tanks with screw drivers to steal 10 gallons of gas...
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when you gotta get the cable turned off b/c you gotta pay the rent!

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Running red lights just to keep up the good MPG!

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when more and more people are signing up for stupid hypermiling.

LMFAO "oh i thought i didn't need that" i bet in your head you were like "go kick your mom in the ass for me when you get home " 08mazda2.0
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Re: You know its a sign of the times when....

When the American public bitches and moans about energy and food prices without actually changing their driving habits.......

When the sheeple truly believe the President or any of the 2008 election nominees has any impact on the economy.

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You know it's a sign of the times when THE PRESIDENT IS MAILING OUT MONEY TO ALL TAX-PAYING CITIZENS!!!

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When you walk out your front door and hear a 5 year old boy yell to another kid "That's not my mama, Bitch! That's my STEP mama!"

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when gas stations have security guards.

when we listen to media propeganda and not our own intellect.
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