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cant find the dam joke thread

SO here

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.



I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him.


The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his
response; knowing he would have a good one.

And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.



'Got drunk and had sex with a peacock once. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

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Re: cant find the dam joke thread

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dam I ever used jokes in the search and nothing 3 forum search SUCKS ASS


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Lockey lockerton.

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