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It's 2013 and it's time to get serious. For the month of January all hits performed will count as double hits. Any hit performed on an SS member (picture proof required) will be worth triple.

Throughout this crazy thing we here call time, often at one point or another, youse shell out a number of berries for a fine heap. Maybe the pigeon is flappin' her beak about it, maybe youse blew your cush, or maybe youse be on the nut and mooched the butter and egg man for some dough.

If youse just gone soft and decided a sedan is fine and proper fo' youse lifestyles, sorry to say, but sedans ain't daisy. A real proper saloon, ain't nothing wrong with it, but the potential of a wagon is downright nutty, capiche? I mean it must take a real nance to drive his kitten around while she yaps telling him to slow down, turn left, and park here. But hey, fuhgeddaboutit. Which is why us gentleman of the finer persuasion have figured the wagonMafia for youse guys. A syndicate who'd rather roll with the extra door, see, rather another stint in the bit even, than be caught dead at the bottom of the Hudson like a flimflammer in a saloon, you got dat?

With direct orders from the Don himself, we’re starting a new borgata called the wagonMafia. wM for future reference in case a couple Johns start poking their nose around. He’s put a hit out on the 4 door crates in your area. If you think you meet the requirements to be a wiseguy and you want to be a made wagon, don't bother the Don, read below or chin up (PM) a capo for your initiation.

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The "Hit"

  • Locate a dirty Mazda3 sedan (ain't they all)
  • on the rear windshield or lower plastic valance on the rear bumper writes (w/ finger) the following "wagonMafia" and youse "forum name" right under it (i.e. - similar to the "Wash me" thingy youse put on dirty cars). Something likes the following....
wagonMafia




sok07
  • post ups a pic as proof of the 'hit' on ours beloved wM forum post.
  • Hits on paint are not tolerated. Any form of hits on the paint results in immediate disqualification of acceptance into the wagonMafia. Second chances rarely given and they are up to the discretion of the don & capos.
  • Hits must be performed in dirt only. Rain, dew, snow, etc that is not dirt (pollen is dirt) are not acceptable..
  • Hits may not be performed on saloons at the docks (dealer lot). These daisies ain't bloomed yet.
Only after youse perform a 'hit' are youse allowed to join the wM and purchase a wM decal. It must be written on the glass, as to not pose any damage to the paint or the vehicle. The message should not be permanent. Cleaning the glass is pretty easy and will cause no damage. Sedans is daisy, but they ain't that daisy, capiche?

Once you have submitted your pic of your 'hit' on the post, a capo will reply and if he approves he will issue your mafia alias and add you to the list of wagonMafia wiseguys.

-The wagonMafia
Effective immediatly, there are to be no 'hits' performed at meets. This is neutral ground for us as owners of a great car to enjoy each others company.

If youse choose to ingore the above manifesto, youse will be given the following:




Penalty point ranking:
  • -1 points for mazda sedans that are not a 3.
  • -2 points for non mazda sedans.
  • -3 points for non mazda hatches.
  • -4 points for Mazda 3 hatches (youse a dirty dog for hitting family).
  • -5 points for paper hits.
Please remember this is fun and you will prove that



Rank / level designation Hits required
Chopper Squad llll 20+ hits
Hitman ll 10 hits
Button Man/Gal l 5 hits
Dropper . 1 hit


Should youse guys prove yourselves as a made wagon and be given the nod by the Don & his capos, youse good fellows will be able to join the Family and will be given an alias, in case the gumshoes start sniffing around. The Don hired the help of an associate (AG Designworks) to pen up a disticintive marking for the wM family. If youse guys wants to sport the marking of the wM, then youse must place an order for a decal to be delivered to your territory. They appear as the following, and are to be placed thusly (upper right corner of rear window), running a size of 5.5" X 4" in silver or white:







Decals will cost ya $2.25 each. We prefer youse contact APMF as he cuts them like he cuts them saloons, capiche?!? Youse made wagons must have been given a chin up from a high pillow.






So there you have it. A way in to the rest of your life as a made wagon. It ain't all sunshine and berries from here on out, but it certainly helps. Oh yeah, if any of you trouble boys flap your gums to the fuzz, our boy Bruno “The Muscle” will pay your dame a little visit, then take you for a long walk off a short bridge. Capiche?





Youse can get some official wM swag here to show them daisy saloons youse mean buisness.

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Re: wagonMafia - So youse wants to be a wisewagon, huh?

The Family

The Don
wM1 sok07, "The Pipsqueak"

The Capos




wM4 dugger_8, "Mr. Untouchable"
wM159 Six; "The Boxer" lllllll.
wM175 APMF; "The Cripple Clubber" lllll..


Retired Capos








wM2 F4i Kyle, "The Self-Toucher"
wM3 mazduh, "The Undertaker"
wM5 the415, "The IcePick"
wM6 biped, "Fancy Pants"
wM39 cmedrive; "The Tormentor" lll
wM59 larrimus; "The Lawless Crook" ll...
wM112 DamnLocust; "SingleDigit" lllllllllllllllllllllllllllll... - First 2010 'hit'



Skirts



wMskirt01 wM bitch; "WinoPuffs"
wmSkirt02 HatchKitten; "Maple" l....



Chopper Squad







wM83 d-machine; "The Mad Hatter" llllllll
wM88 TheBlackBox; "Itchy Fingers" llllllll...
wM103 NoRegrets; "Tokyo Joe" llll..
wM118 AxelaCubed; "Tony Two Squares" lllll..
wM128 Grazamataz; "Crazy Joe" llll.
wM148 vtrin; "Harley" lllllllllll....


Hitman









wM70 [email protected]; "The Vicious Mugger" ll
wM76 rockandride6; "The Waiter" ll...
wM89 The Broken; "Short Stack" lll
wM111 thejeans; "Cork" ll...
wM133 Jessman; "Escobar" ll...
wM146 DarkCambria; "Rattle Can" lll.
wM149 icon32D; "Clipper" ll.
wM153 Prafeston; "Triple" lll


Button Man/Gal






















wM16 AxelaChic; "The Porpoise" l..
wM41 siscim23; "The Heinous" l.
wM53 Mrs. Jcut; "The Periwinkle" l.
wM54 boost3; "The Mischievous Crime Master" l
wM61 2006 go zoom-zoom; "The Infamous Torpedo" l..
wM62 02MP5iiZM; "The Unforgiving Malefactor" l.
wM64 Captain; "The Ugly Anarchist" l
wM68 Partizan; "The Stinking Gangster" l.
wM100 Ally; "The Fox" l.
wM105 bpboiler3; "The Rifleman" l.
wM122 machr85; "Greasy Pete" l
wM132 Axelo05; "Angel" l..
wM140 bastion72; "Big Trin" l
wM142 dannySEE; "Big Tuna" l...
wM145 BlK~WdW; "Barkeep" l.
wM157 axelaspeedsbrother; "The Lawless Deceiver" l
wM161 FreshMz3; "PaperBoy" l...
wM162 rdazlex; "Trolley" l
wM163 Timotheus; "Gramz" l..
wM177 Tofu; "SoyBoy" l...
wM192 jwethtke; "Silverman" l...


Dropper






















































































































































wM7 MS3_Mafia; "Chimpy Nuts" .
wM8 Saint; "The Hobo Clown" .
wM9 maxuz; "Cedar Teeth" .
wM10 Krystm; "The Compass" .
wM11 LG Paul; "Three Fingers" ..
wM12 *txmica3*; "The Squealer" ..
wM13 faultfracture; "Napalm" .
wM14 xkrazyxkoreanx; "The Abalone" .
wM15 ALTR EVO; "The Jury-Tamperer" .
wM17 lc; "Weed Whacker" .
wM18 Zommin J; "The Lone Drinker" .
wM19 Sokool; "The Xenophobe" .
wM20 Fissiongrid; "The Enforcer" .
wM21 Aznhiga13; "Two Fists" .
wM22 tigermack; "The Heartbreaker" .
wm23 Tjay; "Twinkle Toes" .
wm24 sumosub; "The Delicious" .
wm25 jcutler ; "Junior Mint" .
wm26 Phantom3; "The Blossom" ..
wm27 ag bullet; "The Mad Russian" .
wM28 Roxy; "La Farfalla" .
wM29 PunkRocker725; "The Mortician" ...
wM30 island warrior; "The Jeweler" .
wM31 sweets7pinoy; "The Funny Moustache" ..
wM32 ramosdominicano; "The Yak" .
wM33 BruiserTX; "The Harpoon" .
wm34 uhroaruhbloo; "No Thumbs" .
wM35 carbonfire; "The Mangler" ....
wM36 theGURU; "The Immoral Deceiver" .
wM37 mrlilguy157; "The Shameless Mugger" .
wM38 davidbastard; "The Nasty Crime Master" .
wM40 mattness138; "The Sinister Rebel" .
wM42 Akkuma; "The Nefarious Hoodlum" .
wm43 ms3ftw; "The Ruffian" ...
wm44 XDFORME; "The Shady Anarchist" .
wM45 mentalcase; "The Bishop" .
wM46 3DriverPA; "The Brazen Deviant" .
wM47 CRiZO; "The Rooster" .
wM48 Mazdaspeed33; "The Fist" ....
wM49 Lupae3s; "The Bookie" .
wM50 AequitasVeritas; "Extra Arm" .
wM51 small town king; "The Ugly Hooligan" .
wM52 CraZyItalian041; "The Sinister Hooligan" .
wM55 revhigh; "The Shady Gangstar" .
wM56 BigBadBroli; "The Rocking Snakestar" ...
wM57 Freshy; "The Ugly Bandit" .
wM58 MemoriesofMotion; "The Ghastly Lawbreaker" .
wM60 ms3guy22; "The Rocking Goon" .
wM63 BreakTheStatic; "The Immoral Swindler" .
wM65 yanie22; "Wheezy Toots" .
wM66 Nopafos; "The Virulent Lawbreaker" .
wM67 vmc; "The Infamous Malefactor" ..
wM69 smokinAMD; "The Evil Ruffian" .
wM71 mushdawg; "Twenty Eyes" .
wM72 Nvbn74; "The Stare" ...
wM73 falconx84; "Greasy Thumb" .
wM74 Gizzmo_jr; "Mooney" .
wM75 jay rockz jZ; "Knuckles" .
wM77 EnemyofState ; "The Gent" ..
wM78 Aktabir; "The Dasher" .
wM79 Kondalex; "The Wop" ..
wM80 TheOne; "Three Fingers" ...
wM81 Leksa; "The Falcon" .
wM82 stealth; "Wigs" .
wM84 jreeves_86; "Lefty Guns" .
wM85 Boosties ; "Socko" .
wM86 roman86s ; "Tony Ducks" ..
wM87 itrhybrid; "Sammy the Bull" .
wM90 dabears; "Hatchet Man" ...
wM91 Nitroaddict; "The Cleaner" .
wM92 empower; "The Silencer" .
wM93 cycleaxe; "The Sandman" ...
wM94 detsilverms3; "No jokes" .
wM95 Mr.E; "El Diablo" .
wM96 asi007; "The Sleeper" .
wM97 Cenk; "Tommy Sneakers" .
wM98 jddhack; "The Supplier" .
wM99 permadave; "Clutch Hand" .
wM101 KAZPER073; "Chee Chee" .
wM102 cmeskoot; "The Shadow" .
wM104 Zoomba; "Iceman" .
wM106 FiReTRuCK3; "The Collector" .
wM107 bravnik; "The Butcher" .
wM108 trainspotter; "Johnny Burns" .
wM109 BoOdOg; "Hammerhead" .
wM110 stephanie; "Patty Muscles" .
wM113 BWard; "The Rex" .
wM114 SDemo45; "Goliath" ..
wM115 Ryan360; "The Professional" .
wM116 sintax; "The Error" .
wM117 Regret; "The Saint" ..
wM119 bryandestroys; "The Blur" .
wM120 NailbunnyZQ; "Diamond Cutter" ....
wM121 halo0; "Johnny Chief" .
wM123 perlucachris; "Momo" .
wM124 cywon; "Tony Tea Bags" .
wM125 westsidex909; "Zopo" ..
wM126 Airforcepunk134; "Millionaire Charlie" .
wM127 l3g3nd1617; "Il Bove" ..
wM129 ZerOid; "Dasher" ..
wM130 paincorp; "Jo Jo" .
wM131 Mindless; "The Fella" .
wM134 jax ms3gt; "Cigar" ...
wM135 MOVOVR; "Lucky" ...
wM136 pldevilboy69; "Bugs" ...
wM137 Dorknite; "The HaHa" ..
wM138 Babypetit; "Teets" .
wM139 ottisdog; "Boots" .
wM141 Anti-Chrome; "Twister" .
wM143 manstallion; "Balboa" ..
wM144 ms3_ma; "Underscore" .
wM147 sleet_22; "Skeeter" ....
wM150 bicycle_wreck; "Knock Knock" .
wM151 cikd2568; "Blizzard" .
wM152 Adam loves JDM hoes; "Stimpy" ...
wM154 bc2292; "Watercolors" .
wM155 ganque; "The Mexican" ...
wM156 M3 Addict; "Nose Candy" ..
wM158 ninjaboy; "The Unnamed Soldier " .
wM160 CubanTony; "1337" .
wM164 insaniti; "Shopvac" ..
wM165 jarviskicks; "Firstborn" .
wM166 Smily27; "Devilish" .
wM167 WhiteWolf; "Furry" .
wM168 MotoKjj; "Shuffle" .
wM169 rtam89; "Twelve" .
wM170 the mazda kid; "Fat Tony" ..
wM171 Fugly16; "The Hammer" .
wM172 cell172; "Splinter" .
wM173 Evil SS 2006; "Two Face" ...
wM174 GrifN; "Clippers" ...
wM176 hockeydude; "Nash" .
wM178 Wheeler; "The Disciple" .
wM179 [email protected]; "Thumper" ....
wM180 Jake5713; "Spaz" ..
wM181 ponceMS3; "Smartie Pants" ..
wM182 AtxMazdaFan; "Lazy Foot" ..
wM183 btmac; "The Cajun" ...
wM184 MazdaBoy2.3; "New Kid" .
wM185 JTM; "Zeke" .
wM186 acdna; "Old Dusty" .
wM187 bstover17; "Rubberneck" .
wM188 NewBorn3; "Baby Face" .
wM189 tylerbeels; "The Nipper" .
wM190 Sfinctrsayzwat; "Mr. Freeze" .
wM191 egxflash; "Sunshine" .
wM193 Chef_A2; "2Clicks" .
wM194 berk'smz3; "Auftragsmörder" ..
wM195 jonorok; "Rocky" .


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[size=18pt]Decals[/size]

White


Silver


Red


Pink


Orange


Florescent Orange


Grey


Green


Gold


Flat Black


Dark Yellow


Dark Blue


Cyan


Bright Yellow


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Pending decal orders:

1. Six - 1 red, 1 grey


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Re: wagonMafia - So youse wants to be a wisewagon, huh?

this sounds intense, just to let u know, ive seen a wagonmafia decal on a wrx before... so ur not the first. but im italian and im interested hahahah


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nobody said we were the first.

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[quote author=Scottie link=topic=83041.msg1552973#msg1552973 date=1184264481]
ive seen a wagonmafia decal on a wrx before... [/quote]

Actually we are just bringing it to the world of the Mazda3/speed3. Unless you want to sport the scion xB marking.


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