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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 09:11 AM Thread Starter
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I wish I had a camera phone. A crown vic with a 2" lift in front and a 4" lift in back with 24" chrome wheels drove by me on my way into work this morning. It was ridiculous. It looked like someone kicked the car between the legs (or wheels?).
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the first time I ever saw a car like that was last year when my boyfriend I went to Charlotte... saw some hella sweet rides and saw some hella WTF rides.


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lol yeah, those are rampant in the ghetto parts of cincinnati. i've seen some late gen. cameros that were like that. i usually see at least one on my commute home.

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oh man ive been waiting for a thread like this. i was gonna name in douchebag cars. but oh well

my personal list of general cars that suck along with a short explanation as to why i chose them [btw, no offense if youve owned any of these, but imo they really do suck. lol jp]

toyota prius - looks disgusting, kinda like a pontiac aztec but in asian form
toyota corolla s - just the S model, i dunno why these bother me, it seems like a lot of douchenozzles drive these for some reason
chevrolet aveo - ew
chrysler 300c - is this the civic of american cars? everytime i see one of these it's on chrome 24's with super reflective limo -50% hyper duper black tint and every single douchehole driving one of these acts so HARD its crazy; AS IF they own an expensive baller automobile, AS IF.
hummer h2/ h3 - cmoon, man up and get a REAL hummer
mitsubishi lancer ralliart - its like getting an evo, but without the engine... or the looks. basically you paid extra for a small emblem and oz rims
smart car/ toyota yaris - can these cars survive on the freeway?
hyundai tiburon v6 - damn these are fast! not!
volkswagen beetle turbo - why do you need a turbo?
scion xTC - just the singular one i saw badged xTC
scion xB - its a damn box
2007 black mica mazdaspeed 3 with mazda 3 wheels and a mazdaspeed cold air intake - whoever has one of these MUST be gay



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[quote author=araw at bituin link=topic=81871.msg1526999#msg1526999 date=1183126139]
hummer h2/ h3 - cmoon, man up and get a REAL hummer
mitsubishi lancer ralliart - its like getting an evo, but without the engine... or the looks. basically you paid extra for a small emblem and oz rims
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lol i've been saying thise for long time also!

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Or better yet on the Hummer how about you put aside your little penis problems and not kill the environment by driving something that gets less the 10mpg when you don't need it.

Drive that big SUV if you have 5 kids to pack into it and all their stuff, but don't drive a hummer. It doesn't have the space to fit many people in it yet it is at least as big as a denali if not larger.

I mean if you need serious off roading capability get a jeep TJ or something or if you need space get a large mini-van or a (shudder) SUV...but a hummer is really an excuse to try to say you have a large penis because you drive a large vehicle. That or that your driving sucks so bad you want to make sure you kill the other guy when you cause your inevitable accident, not yourself.
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omg, suvs. im the fucking LAND of SUVS. it makes me wanna take a picture everytime im surrounded by them. and guess what, theyres NEVER more than one person driving them. damn homie why not get a lamborghini and not drive it fast. oh wait people around here do that too. honestly, what's the point...

updated my previous post with other rants too btw

btw i saw THE biggest fucking truck at a car show the other day. clearly it was an example of over compensation
if i were put it in a: truck/ penis size ratio
ford f150/ 4 inches
ford f350/ 2 inches
truck at car show/ 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000375 inches

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If you stuck this vic



and this one



Together (with the rear higher then the front), the result would be what I saw. It was silver by the by and had the same rims as the one in black...but, it was deffinitely lifted at least as much as the one in the small pic.
-Matt

PS Yeah the raliart lancer really pisses me off for some reason. They are the only car I have raced since I bought my car and I spanked him like a 18 year old japanese school girl. They really are ugly and sad that someone would waste the money on one. Either get a lancer (okay still don't like) or get a lance Evo. Don't get this abomination crap in between the two.
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^^^ QFT. abomination crap lmao!



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