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post #1 of 60 (permalink) Old 02-15-2007, 01:33 PM Thread Starter
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What's your fine?

Just read the offense and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each offense and added up your total fine.

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Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool/lake/tub -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex (intimately) -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -->$20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time -- $60
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


Tally it up
Post your scores bitches..

I'm at a sultry 410.


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post #2 of 60 (permalink) Old 02-15-2007, 01:37 PM
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Re: What's your fine?

$375.. eeee

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Re: What's your fine?

$160 here. Seems I'm a bit of a prude compared to you guys.


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Re: What's your fine?

Ouch....$455

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Re: What's your fine?

There seems to be some flaws with this. Why is giving/getting oral only worth $5 but masturbation worth $10??? Masturbation should be like $1 if anything at all. Also women should only get ~$5 for anal unless they did it to the guy with a toy!

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Re: What's your fine?

$275

I need to get out more


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whoa, 655. And still smiling. Can i pay this fine on an installment plan?
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Re: What's your fine?

When you say having sex with someone on myspace do you mean you meet them over myspace, or that they have a myspace account. Cause my wife has a myspace account...but I certainly didn't meet her that way. Also wearing a bra on the head while drunk does not constitute crossing dressing either does it?

Those two aside...

$340.

Getting drunk at work shouldn't be worth that much. I mean how many people haven't tied on a few at a company picknic or on an office lunch? I can't say I was stumbling down black out drunk ever, but....
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$160... being slightly conservative.


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damn 280


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