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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-25-2007, 09:28 PM Thread Starter
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Kamikaze Bird

Get this, i pulled into the parking lot at the gas station like 20 minutes ago, opened my door and hear a fairly loud THUD against my car. I got out and looked around and found a bird flippin around on the ground by my front left wheel. It gathered its emotions and hopped off. Looking over my car i see that the lil fawker left a nice size dent in my door! ITS FREEKIN NIGHT TIME! WTF are birds doing flying around?!?!?! I am having the WORST luck with dents on my 3. So far I have to replace... yes REPLACE the door, front right quarter panel, and hood! All of the dents were NOT my fault! Well, except for the contruction barrell. lol OH Wait and another dent in teh drivers door. Half of these I have no idea where they came from. I feel like someone's following me with a hammer, watching my every move, striking as I sleep...

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-26-2007, 08:33 AM
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Damn birds.

Should have made a citizens arrest on that little "fawker" and called the cops. Then sue his ass for all the bird feed he has!
post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-27-2007, 10:46 PM
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I hit a porcupine and a deer hit me with my 3....


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Re: Kamikaze Bird

[quote author=shawn1980 link=topic=67892.msg1172360#msg1172360 date=1169955987]
I hit a porcupine and a deer hit me with my 3....
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Why was the deer driving your 3 in the first place?! :lmao:


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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-28-2007, 10:06 AM
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[quote author=zoom_craigy_zoom link=topic=67892.msg1172770#msg1172770 date=1169993988]
[quote author=shawn1980 link=topic=67892.msg1172360#msg1172360 date=1169955987]
I hit a porcupine and a deer hit me with my 3....
[/quote]

Why was the deer driving your 3 in the first place?! :lmao:
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