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post #1 of 57 (permalink) Old 01-12-2007, 01:26 PM Thread Starter
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Got to love when you get shot at

I really loathe doing vehicle recovery's for u-haul when we can't get ahold of the douchemonkey that rented it and decided not to return it on time. I got shot at today, that was kinda fun. Thankfully 400 pound crack heads can't shoot for shit. I had just gotten the door open when his crackwhore girlfriend went outside the shack they were living in and went "DARNELL SOME CRACKER IS STEALING THE TRUCK!"

Spent about 10 seconds trying to get the damn thing to start, got it going, and out comes Darnell. Picture the huge guy from Green Mile, but carrying what looked to be a .38. And being on a dead end street, I only had one way to get out, past him. Tear ass down the end of the street, spin the f-150 around and floor it smoking the tires all the way down the street towards the exit. Hes still standing in the middle of the street with the gun pointed at me. Damn right, I aimed the truck right towards him. But I guess he didn't want to be hit by an f-150 going 60mph. Kinda glad he did though, cause I'm sure a white guy running over a black guy in the ghetto will bring down 150 more black guys with guns.

That fucker owes me a new slim jim, I broke it off in the door getting inside the truck. I think it might be time to put in my 2 weeks notice. I don't get paid enough to get shot at. And its really no fun that I can't shoot back. Ah, the things I'll do just to have some extra money.

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Re: Got to love when you get shot at

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Got to love when you get shot at

:ughdance: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE, damn man, good to hear you got away.

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dang dude, you almost hit me.

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I like how your cracker ass was "stealing" the already stolen truck. Interesting set of values they have going on there.
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you should have yelled "KKK FOR LIFE BEHOTCHES!!!!!!!111" while driving away

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lol....glad to hear you're ok but at least you got a damn good story to tell people


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Glad you're okay, but be careful with running over people with cars. A highschool kid just got life in prison for first degree murder, and attempted murder when he ran over someone. Granted you could go with the whole self defense thing


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Or say you didn't see him and receive involuntary manslaughter.
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Or say you didn't see him and receive involuntary manslaughter.
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I'd rather not receive either. Of course I'd rather not be shot at either.

That being said we do have one or two ambulances in my county that have some bullet scars on them. :hide:


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