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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 01-09-2007, 07:44 PM Thread Starter
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Beer vs Vagina

1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 01-09-2007, 08:04 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Beer vs Vagina

LET'S ALL TOAST TO THE VAGINA!
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post #3 of 24 (permalink) Old 01-09-2007, 09:02 PM
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Re: Beer vs Vagina

Yes, to beer


Yes, to vagina

Make way, the nut is coming
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You don't have to taste vagina to know when it's bad.
One point to vagina.

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Re: Beer vs Vagina

don't care what you say.....the vagina is the clear winner in my books lol
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Re: Beer vs Vagina

if you fall asleep from having too much, beer won't leave you in the middle of the night.

One point to beer.

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You don't mind the sound beer makes when you open it.
one point beer.

You don't mind foam on your face from beer.
One point beer.
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Can I have both? Dam that was a funny read

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Both FTW
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Being addicted to Beer is socially wrong. being addicted vagina is everyman.(unless gay.)


Vagina one point

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