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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-24-2006, 09:55 PM Thread Starter
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If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"

"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,

As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,

Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",

I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by."


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Re: If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"



Great to see it revived every year this time
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Re: If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"

:lmao:

Im glad they... :lmao:

the pistons names got me going....

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Re: If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"

lol, good stuff

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Re: If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"

My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing

and

And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past

made me ROFFLE

I'm posting this as a myspace bulletin!!

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 12-25-2006, 10:26 AM Thread Starter
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Re: If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"

The post is definilty an old one but fun to share again every year.


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Re: If a Ricer Wrote "T'was the Night Before Christmas"

stupid, just plain stupid
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