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post #1 of 42 (permalink) Old 12-11-2006, 03:57 PM Thread Starter
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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Ok, so I need some ideas on this, because I'm about to blow a f*cking gasket.

My roommate, who, before college, was a good friend, one that I could, for the most part, rely on for stuff. Well, now that we are at college, it's changed. Not to mention I live with him, so I've realized how much of a selfish pain in the ass dick he can be. So, here's what happened:

I went away this weekend, to go see the family in Pensacola, and just get home now. I walk in my room, and notice something is amiss. Besides all his shit tossed around, like normal, mine is, too. Either Taz had a field day in my room, or he, yet again, tore through my stuff, looking for something to borrow. And not ask, and usually not return (I later have to dig in his shit to find it). Well, I've got finals this week, and was planning on studying and printing out some stuff for school, when I notice that an entire, keyword entire, pack of brand new printer paper is missing. One that I just spent money on, instead of food, to get an 'A' in my english class, since she's allowing us to revise any paper to turn in again. And, besides this, there is shit tossed all around, my skateboard with a huge ass dent in it (which means he took it and road it, probably crashed it into a f*cking wall, since the nose is cracked), my PSP missing, and my iPod dead. WTF??? Not to mention my books tossed all around, as if he was frantically looking in my shit. Goddammit.

So, I need ideas for revenge. I've put up with this long enough, and like my good friend back at home said: 'he doesn't learn when you scold him; you need to get even. Don't get mad, get even.' Any ideas would be appriciated, since he's not home and probably won't be until tomorrow (at his g/f's house, which is fine with me). I don't care how dirty the idea is, trust me, I'm pissed off enough to do it. Post up, ladies and gents, I need help.

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Take all his crap and put in a box outside your place. KICK HIM OUT!


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And omfg, to add insult to injury, he ate the rest of my food. Thank God I got some supplies for the rest of the week back at home, or else I'd be poned.
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Not to mention he left MY TV on, and it's probably going to shorten the life of it. And my PS2, who the hell knows how long it's been sitting on.
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[quote author=sweetface link=topic=64450.msg1105409#msg1105409 date=1165870839]
Take all his crap and put in a box outside your place. KICK HIM OUT!
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I'd love to, but it's a dorm. I don't have much say on it, and if I wanted him out, I'd have to go through all this bullshit paperwork and stuff claiming it's crappy and whatnot. I don't have time for that shit now, since it's finals, and those are my priority. Shittiest time for this to happen, I know, but I've had enough.
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Well I don't know much about college life, but can't you report him to someone? Security maybe?


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I wouldn't get any authorities involved. This is a matter to be settled man to man. Take something that he values, that he needs every day of his life. Make sure you rummage thru all of his shit while you 'look for it' and leave it all noticeably fucked up. Also open up a few packs of food that he has and let em go bad. Steal his power cord to his computer too and say you needed it for yours. Then when he questions you about it. Say, "Dood, it's as simple as this, respect my shit and I'll respect yours." Then point out all of the shit he did and how it fucked u over. It might get heated at times, but you'll get your point across. He'll think twice before he uses something w/o asking.

After the dust settles, lay down some ground rules, such as, if you need something, I'm willing to share, just ask me before you need something. Things like that.

I've got a roommate too and we had that discussion when we moved in. If we ever need anything from one another, or we want to eat the other person's food, we ask straight up. None of that tip toeing around b/s that eventually just pisses everyone off.


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[quote author=cbogey88 link=topic=64450.msg1105429#msg1105429 date=1165872020]
I wouldn't get any authorities involved. This is a matter to be settled man to man. Take something that he values, that he needs every day of his life. Make sure you rummage thru all of his shit while you 'look for it' and leave it all noticeably fucked up. Also open up a few packs of food that he has and let em go bad. Steal his power cord to his computer too and say you needed it for yours. Then when he questions you about it. Say, "Dood, it's as simple as this, respect my shit and I'll respect yours." Then point out all of the shit he did and how it fucked u over. It might get heated at times, but you'll get your point across. He'll think twice before he uses something w/o asking.

After the dust settles, lay down some ground rules, such as, if you need something, I'm willing to share, just ask me before you need something. Things like that.

I've got a roommate too and we had that discussion when we moved in. If we ever need anything from one another, or we want to eat the other person's food, we ask straight up. None of that tip toeing around b/s that eventually just pisses everyone off.
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that sounds like a good suggestion. LOL I read this thread last night and I was thinking of ways to get revenge on someone and I can't think of anything. LOL.. maybe I'm too nice or maybe it's because I have never had to get back at someone.

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Re: Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

piece of advice from someone who has been in this exact situation. . .

wait until he's moving out and you won't have to ever deal with him or see him again before you escalate things. The best things to do are things that he won't notice until you're long gone. For example. . .

My roomate in my appt my senior year of school was the same way. When I moved out, I told him he could keep the shitty washer and dryer that we had in the appt. What I DIDN'T tell him is that I slit the drain hose on it. After I was long gone, he used the washer and it flooded the appt.


These are always the best sorts of revenge. If you do something like that while you're still living with him, you're only fucking yourself, as it will cause the situation to escalate, and he'll try and do something even shittier to you. What you want is the last laugh, so set him up with something he won't find until theres NOTHING he can do about it, cuz you know if he can, he will, and that will only make your rooming situation worse. Infact, be nice to him, it will make him more likely to expose himself in some way that you can REALLY screw him over later. . .

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[quote author=cbogey88 link=topic=64450.msg1105429#msg1105429 date=1165872020]
I wouldn't get any authorities involved. This is a matter to be settled man to man.
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yeah because this:

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Take something that he values, that he needs every day of his life. Make sure you rummage thru all of his shit while you 'look for it' and leave it all noticeably fucked up. Also open up a few packs of food that he has and let em go bad. Steal his power cord to his computer too and say you needed it for yours.
is how a "man" acts.

either wait until he gets back and talk to him about it or, if you've already had "that talk", report him to security. Hell, call the police and say someone ransacked your room and stole your PSP.

Or shit in his sock drawer. certainly not "manly", but it will send the message that you're willing to deal with a room that smells like shit in order to make him miserable.
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