Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
Ok, so I need some ideas on this, because I'm about to blow a f*cking gasket.
My roommate, who, before college, was a good friend, one that I could, for the most part, rely on for stuff. Well, now that we are at college, it's changed. Not to mention I live with him, so I've realized how much of a selfish pain in the ass dick he can be. So, here's what happened:
I went away this weekend, to go see the family in Pensacola, and just get home now. I walk in my room, and notice something is amiss. Besides all his shit tossed around, like normal, mine is, too. Either Taz had a field day in my room, or he, yet again, tore through my stuff, looking for something to borrow. And not ask, and usually not return (I later have to dig in his shit to find it). Well, I've got finals this week, and was planning on studying and printing out some stuff for school, when I notice that an entire, keyword entire, pack of brand new printer paper is missing. One that I just spent money on, instead of food, to get an 'A' in my english class, since she's allowing us to revise any paper to turn in again. And, besides this, there is shit tossed all around, my skateboard with a huge ass dent in it (which means he took it and road it, probably crashed it into a f*cking wall, since the nose is cracked), my PSP missing, and my iPod dead. WTF??? Not to mention my books tossed all around, as if he was frantically looking in my shit. Goddammit.
So, I need ideas for revenge. I've put up with this long enough, and like my good friend back at home said: 'he doesn't learn when you scold him; you need to get even. Don't get mad, get even.' Any ideas would be appriciated, since he's not home and probably won't be until tomorrow (at his g/f's house, which is fine with me). I don't care how dirty the idea is, trust me, I'm pissed off enough to do it. Post up, ladies and gents, I need help.