Alternative ways to say NO
Alternative ways to say no:
I'd rather have my nipples chewed off by a pack of wild dogs.
I'd rather suck the snot out of a gorilla's nose until the
back of his head caves in.
I'd rather wipe my ass with a cheese grater.
I'd rather slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of
I would rather stick my genitals in a bees nest.
I would rather crush my foreskin between two tables while
being bitch slapped by a fat, mustached Greek named Spyros.
I would rather have a porcupine inserted violently into my
I'd rather drink a gallon of turpentine and piss on a forest
I'd rather suck cow snot through a straw.
I would rather sandpaper a wildcat's ass.
I'd rather watch Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne mud wrestle in
I'd rather bungee jump with the harness tied to my penis with
your mother lying naked in the landing zone.
I would rather dry hump a polar bear in a phone booth.
I would rather spend ten hours getting a tattoo on my back and
then find out it's the wrong one.
I'd rather cram my penis in the ass of a bear with inflamed
I'd rather have the ten strongest 300 pound linemen in the NFL
play tug of war with my nut sack each side of 5 pulling a
separate nut in a different direction.
I would rather try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter--
and not a twist off either.
I would rather have my lower legs stripped with a wood planer
and then wear wool socks in August.
I'd rather stick my nose up someone's ass after he just
finished taking a wet, nasty dump.
I'd rather shave my poison-ivy covered legs with a dull
barber's razor and no water or soap.
I'd rather french kiss a barracuda.
I'd rather poke a Grizzly Bear in the ass with a short stick.
I'd rather butt fuck a rattlesnake in a phone booth.
I'd rather nail my penis to the middle of a 2x4 and set both
ends on fire and try to get loose with a butter knife.
I'd rather stick a Hartz flea brush up my ass and jog a mile.
I would rather have blow Pee Wee Herman in daylight, after he
just whacked off in a movie theater without a bag to put over
I'd rather drink for a week from the septic tank of the
700 pound man next door.
I'd rather wipe my anus with barbed wire.
I'd rather insert and break a slender glass rod in my penis
then tie it in a knot.
I'd rather lick the undigested corn from a crusty
I'd rather run naked through a rosebush garden then jump into
a pool filled with chlorine.
I'd rather ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping
turtles clamped to my salty nipples.
I'd rather be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Barry
Manilow tunes while having my tonsils removed with a
06 S Grand Touring Strato Blue, 5 speed manual, Sok07 deadpedal
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