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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 07-03-2006, 11:53 PM Thread Starter
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vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

since we have a couple alcohol threads, i was inspired by holeydonut's comment that involved vomiting. so, i thought why not share some stories whether funny, gross, sad, whatevers.

this was my most recent vomiting experience. i was at this house party in April so wasted i barely remember the night. by the end of the party i was sitting alone near the keg almost half asleep evidently. some girl comes up and all i remember after her introducing herself was us making out. after the party took the bus to her apartment and i completely forgot about my friend at the house and left him. we continued to fondle each other on the bus then suddenly... i puked on her friend!!!!!!! but here's where it's really gross. i did puke but not an assload because i anticipated the vomit and swallowed a lot of it back down. .....twice. lol. omg, it was horrible. i felt like my teeth had rotted as soon as i swallowed back down my vomit. i was so embarrassed (but not really because i was so wasted) because i didnt know whether people noticed if put my vomit back down or not. so what about my chances with the chick. did i end up scoring?? HELL NO!!! lol. that night i drank beer, then tequila, then more beer, then tequila again. ive learned my lesson.
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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

i'll keep it short...
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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

Too many stupid nights out with a buddy who needs attention at a local club downing too many shots and rum+cokes. Every night was fine until we stood up from our table and tried walking.

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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

Beer before Liquor....Unless your Dictionary is put together wrong.

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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

DONT DRINK...


(not me)

Well, my story starts on halloween night at the bars. Shots, shots and more shot!!! My final shot was a shot of Bacardi 151... needless to say that was the last thing i remembered...

actually I remember bits and pieces of it... I remember a friend helping me get out of the car and leans me onto the car and tells me not to move... I remember doing a face plant onto the street shortly after. After that scene they help me into the house and I run to the restroom and puke my brains out. I was dry heaving for a good two hours... hugging the toilet... passing out with my face on the seat of the toilet(sick shit!)

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one word- jaeger - and lots of it the rest is a blank
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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

in an hour and a half.

i took 6 beer bongs 3 were with 2 beers in it, and drank a mixed drink of gin with 50/50(like sprite) in a big ass glass with about 6 shots in it.

in an hour and a half. no joke.

i was hunched over the toilet and ended up with like a big ass bruise on my chest.

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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

lol, i had about 15 shot of tequila in about 2 hours one night. I puked off of my friends deck and also ended up with a bruised chest.

I'm lucky to still have my liver intact!!!

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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

When I was in college, I went a 6 month period where puked due to alcohol atleast once a week. I was trying to keep count after a while, I'm estimating I threw up around 100 times in 5 years of college. Twice I exceeded a dozen hurls in one night into the morning, and threw up bile on 3 occasions. Never went to the hosptital though. Most of the cases where because I would smoke (weed) after I was already shit faced, which is a recipe for the spins. Since I left college (4 years) i've only thrown up once from alcohol, and that cause I was chugging Natty Ice.
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Re: vomited in the past from drinking too much? share your stories here!

This could turn out to be long...

I am not a drinker, and this was my firrst time drunk...

I was 23 years old, in Sasebo, Japan. *I was sent there for temporary duty for 2 weeks to exploit some digital networks up there. *My previous trip to Sasebo landed me there for four months, and I made this really awesome friend on the USS Guardian -- his name was Ken.

There is the background information, here is the story:

So, it was arrival night. *I got into Sasebo at about 7pm. *Dropped off the bags in the hotel and ran outside into my old-stompin-grounds, Sasebo! *I was right in the middle of it all, with the hotel I selected. *5 minutes from Sake town, 10 minutes from "sailor town".

I called Ken from my AU flip-phone and told him I was here. *He said he was walking through the ginza [an open-air shopping area about a mile long] and we met up. *We got some food at some place [I think it was yakitori, or something] and then we set off to meet some friends at a bar.

We went all the way over to Sailor town so I could meet up with my girls Mikki, Miki, Marie, Shella, and another one I can't remember. *They all worked at a bar called "Blue J's" *After we downed a beer or two there, we went next-door to "Queens" so I could see Naoko and Ayumi. *I had another grenadine-spiked Corona and we took off to Sake town, so he could show me this new place that opened up and had some cute girls in there. *It was called "Lisa's Place".

Well, we go tto Lisa's Place after walking and passing a McDonalds, which I used for some Chicken Nuggets and a coke...I pee'd too. *

We got into Lisa's Place, and I asked, "Well who the hell is Lisa?" *They laughed and Lisa actually came out. *I knew Lisa! *Lisa was an old friend of my friends girlfriend [did you get all that?] and she hooked us up all night on drinks, I guess.

Me, not being a drinker and Ken being quite an avid one, I had him order me whatever's and I drank them. *Then, the girls behind the bar [I forget their names] started getting creative as well. *Mixing shots, double shots, beer, whatever liquor's -- it all starts tasting the same as time goes on.

Anyway, before I know it, I move my head to the right and I damn near fall off my chair. *I laughed and had another something to drink, lol. *Ken and I were completely blasted, and that one girl was sitting on my lap and we were like, "having fun with our clothes on" type deal. *it was great. *I know her name, I have it in my phone, still. *It starts with a "K"... Kana, or Kitana, or something.

Well, I somehow find myself outside, and I have to make my way down a flight of stairs... *I made it down, only to see a rolly office chair sitting in the middle of a deserted alley-way, lit by a flood-light. *It looked so innocent and comfortable, I went and sat on it.

The next thing I know, I am looking backwards, panting like a dog with my tongue hanging out and pushing off as hard as I can repeadetly with my feet to make me go backwards on the rolly office chair thingy. *I am hauling ass by now down the all tile floored ginza shopping arena [the stores are closed, no people around].

So here I am, drunk for the first time in my life, in Japan, on a magical office chair pedaling my ass off having the time of my life...until...

I hit a rock, stone, pinecone, acorn, pebble, cat shit, something -- and the chair immediately stops -- and I don't.

I go FLYING backwards off the chair and land on the ground. *I am laying there in a heap of helpless American male body -- with a cell phone, a camera and a pair of twisted glasses...

I get out my cell phone and I call my sister in the USA, haha! *I talk to her for a while and tell her the same story I am telling you. *She tells me to get up off the ground, but I contest her by saying something along the lines of "but it's so nice!". *She never lets me forget.

Somehow, I find my way...ALL the way, back to the bar, Ken is there in the corner with Masako or something and I sit back in the chair and Kana comes over and looks at the blood on my head and takes me into the bathroom [yippie] and helps me out with some cotton and some other alcohol [for the cut, not the mouth].

The next thing I know, I am walking with Ken back to the base [but I have a hotel room in town..?] and I get a phone call from an old girlfriend I had when I was in Sasebo before! *She had suprised me, and was waiting in the Nimitz Park parking lot. *Shit. *I am drunk and really don't feel like company...

I make my way across the street from the gate of the base, down the brick walkway and through that gate to see Haruna standing there by her car... *She looked [she WAS] so cute!

I get into her car and I tell her "...I had a beer, I don't feel good." *She buys it and we go to my hotel room. *She parks the car, helps me through the glass doors [because I couldn't see them, lol] and we make it to room 810. *[I remember the room as it was my area code growing up!]

We get to the room, and I think I immediately passed out.

When I awoke in the morning, my clothes were off, and I was in the bed. *She was next to me, sleeping. *My clothes were next to her clothes, all nice and folded. *My shoes were next to hers, all organized. *My watch, wallet, keys, phone, everything was all nice and neat. *It was pretty cool.

I "re-paid" her for her hospitality a few times that morning, and then we went and did something for the day. *She went home to Nagasaki and I went to work the following day.

That was my first time being drunk. *I puked two times in there someplace, but I don't remember. *I think one was at the gate of the base, and one was... *Walking out of Sake town or something.

I have more stories of OTHER people being drunk, and to me -- that is more fun to watch them instead of yourself...

I'll see if I can remember to post pictures of this night, it's hillarious!

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