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post #1 of 87 (permalink) Old 03-23-2006, 06:19 PM Thread Starter
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Girl Trouble

There's this girl that I really like in one of my classes. You guys have any advice on how to get her to notice me? How about the girls on the forum: anything in particular that you look for in a guy? Help me please!


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Re: Girl Trouble

Whatever you do... don't go in here for advice: http://www.mazda3forums.com/index.php?board=994.0 You will be banned...

As far as the chick goes, get her drunk...


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Re: Girl Trouble

You have several choices:

1) you can follow her around putting yourself in a position to be noticed but then pretend to be looking at something else when she sees you. Some chicks like stalkers.
2) you can sit behind her and let her catch you sniffing her hair. At the very least, you get a few sniffs of hot chick.
3) sit next to her, dump a soda in her lap, and then bust out some papertowels and wipe it up. Make sure you really dry off her crotch because NOBODY wants a wet sticky crotch in class (this is my favorite)
4) pretend to be her friend. be her emotional tampon. Eventually she'll tire of talking to you about all the guys she's fucking and give you a shot. It may take a while, and will likely put you in a mental institution, but it's safe.

finally, the one most likely to work:
5) say "hi. my name is <insert name here>. I'm in <insert name of class> with you. Would you like to go out tonight?"

there are obviously other options, but these are the ones I have/have seen employed most often. The best advice you will ever get with this is: JAHOYFT. Just Ask Her Out You F*cking Tool. I have shamelessly stolen this from another forum, but it's the best chick advice you'll ever get.
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Re: Girl Trouble

[quote author=murph182 link=topic=42817.msg630651#msg630651 date=1143157357]
finally, the one most likely to work:
5) say "hi. my name is <insert name here>. I'm in <insert name of class> with you. Would you like to go out tonight?"
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and THEN get her drunk!


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Re: Girl Trouble

Don't bother. Until she's 30 and still not married, her head is going to be stuck up her ass and she won't really know what she wants.


or... you can try talking to her. She might actually be one of the few logical ones rumored to exist. Or so I've read.


:P


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Re: Girl Trouble

[quote author=3AndMe link=topic=42817.msg630728#msg630728 date=1143159987]
Don't bother. Until she's 30 and still not married, her head is going to be stuck up her ass and she won't really know what she wants.


or... you can try talking to her. She might actually be one of the few logical ones rumored to exist. Or so I've read.


:P

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^^ they only live in Madagascar

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Re: Girl Trouble

No, there are two distinct ways to go about things that are condtional on a key component.

Are you good looking and inteligent enough to not turn her off? *If so, then just ask her out on some date because - hey - you're good looking and push the womanly buttons.

If your answer to my above question is "no" - then I like Juan's idea.

Of course, it depends on whether you and this girl have similar traits and interests, but my post was just assuming a generality.



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[quote author=holeydonut link=topic=42817.msg630736#msg630736 date=1143160254]
Are you good looking and inteligent enough to not turn her off?
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So... how exactly does one gauge their own looks? I'd like to know because my bathroom mirror doesn't exactly give me any feedback.


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Re: Girl Trouble

[quote author=Kodos link=topic=42817.msg630731#msg630731 date=1143160160]
^^ they only live in Madagascar
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Group trip to Madagascar anyone? I'll bring the animal cages. They might need some taming.


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Re: Girl Trouble

[quote author=3AndMe link=topic=42817.msg630745#msg630745 date=1143160687]
[quote author=holeydonut link=topic=42817.msg630736#msg630736 date=1143160254]
Are you good looking and inteligent enough to not turn her off?
[/quote]

So... how exactly does one gauge their own looks? I'd like to know because my bathroom mirror doesn't exactly give me any feedback.


..............


I thought of it first, f*ckers! Look for my invention at SharperImage :-)

[/quote]



Simple.... are you at least 6 feet tall and have broad shoulders, and defined muscles on your torso (without being significantly overweight). I guess driving a Porsche would also help with your looks....


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