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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2006, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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Happy "Mick" day!

Happy St. Patricks Day to you all!!!!

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2006, 10:59 AM
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Re: Happy "Mick" day!

same to u buddy lee

buddy lee being what we call a friend of mines named bruce, lol

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2006, 01:35 PM
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Re: Happy "Mick" day!

I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums do beat
And the loving English feet they tramped all over us,
And each and every night when me father'd come home tight
He'd invite the neighbors outside with this chorus:

Oh, come out you black and tans,
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals fown in Flanders
Tell them how the IRA
Made you run like hell away,
From the green and lovely lanes in Killashandra.

Come let me hear you tell
How you slammed the great Pernell,
When you fought them well and truly persecuted,
Where are the smears and jeers
That you bravely let us hear
When our heroes of sixteen were executed.

Come tell us how you slew
Those brave Arabs two by two
Like the Zulus they had spears and bows and arrows,
How you bravely slew each one
With your sixteen pounder gun
And you frightened them poor natives to their marrow.

The day is coming fast
And the time is here at last,
When each yeoman will be cast aside before us,
And if there be a need
Sure my kids wil sing, "Godspeed!"
With a verse or two of Steven Beehan's chorus.
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Re: Happy "Mick" day!

um ok..

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2006, 06:39 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Happy "Mick" day!

a proper Irish joke..
Murphy was at the pub and the toasts were going 'round, he got up and his toast was " May I spend the rest of 'me life, 'tween the legs of my lovely wife" Cheers went all around and his toast was voted best of the night.

When he arrived home later that evening, he told his wife Mary that he had the best toast of the night at the pub. When she asked what it was, he said " May I spend the rest of me life, sitting in church with my lovely wife".

The next morning she ran into one of Murphy's drinking buddies and he mentioned that Murphy had the best toast of the night at the pub. "Aye" said Mary, " and it's a bit odd, as he's only been twice in 4 years, once he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull his ear to get him to come.

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Re: Happy "Mick" day!

Olaf and Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands.

"Vhere did yew git dat monster??"

"Vell", replied Olaf, "I got it from my genie."

"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"

So Olaf opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.

"Yumpin' Yimmny I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?"

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