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post #1 of 68 (permalink) Old 01-06-2006, 02:40 PM Thread Starter
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Nifty revenge ideas?

Ok, so...last night I let my brother borrow my laptop because he didnt bring his computer home with him over winter break. So I'm on my desktop messing around on these forums, chatting along with AIM...just happy as a clam. Apparantly, I put too much faith into my brother for not dicking around with certain things. I have it so that my laptop remembers passwords and what not for trillian and websites. Thankfully I hadn't setup trillian to use AIM yet on my laptop, and thats what the majority of my contacts use, or at least the more important ones.

Anyways, it appears he went to several websites, one being this one (but I hadn't set my laptop to remember the password for here yet, thankfully), and he decided to go about and start a whole bunch of bullshit. Saying some blatantly not true things. And I guess he pretty much suceeded in making me look like a fool, and getting a bunch of people pissed off at me.

So what now? Beat him within an inch of his life? Park his car in the ghetto with the keys in it, doors unlocked, and windows down? Piss on his toothbrush? Comeon...Ideas would be great.

Obviously I'd like to inconvience him as much as possible, or make him look like a jackass.

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post #2 of 68 (permalink) Old 01-06-2006, 02:47 PM
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Re: Nifty revenge ideas?

this is gonna get closed quick i think...


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Re: Nifty revenge ideas?

1 fun one, that is pretty funny as well, is to go by a bunch of little cacti at Lowes or Home Depot. When he's asleep, put them on the floor on the side of the bed he gets up on, most people are too asleep to notice till its too late, and no one expects it.

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Oooh....what about pepper spray on the toilet paper?

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ouch man

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would it be possible (not "practical", but "possible&quot for you to simply never see him ever again? No better revenge on a loved one that essentially making them dead to you.
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just a reminder, Corona and pee-pee look Exactly the same, and you can bend the cap back on and refrigerate it.

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Re: Nifty revenge ideas?

fish under his bed

see what pant leg he puts in first (everybody always has one leg they always put in first), now saw the other one together at mid calf

hit him with flower when he's asleep

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post #9 of 68 (permalink) Old 01-06-2006, 03:42 PM
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I once turned the electricity off in someone's house right after he left town for a 5-day weekend. The house was nice and stale and everything in his fridge had turned into a giant science project. The breaker box was in a separate room with a locking door, so I kicked off the main breaker, shut the door, locked it and then filled the lock with silicone caulk and poured Liquid Weld on the hinges. He got the point.....
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Re: Nifty revenge ideas?

open the lid on the back of the toilet seat...


locate the small tube/hose, which is running into this container thing. pull that end out (which is going into the container) then, carefully hold the tube/hose in your hand and drape it over the edge of the toilet & replace the lid back on. (which will be on top of the tube to secure it secretly)

that tube is the main source that re-fills the toilet once someone flushes. what does that mean? once that fudge-packer flushes the toilet, he's going to get a very unpleasant spray from the toilet & there's no stopping it.


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