Re: Bumper stickers!
How about "Republicans for Voldemort". I am not trying to be political, I saw it last week and thought it was rather hilarious!
"No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke,
"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate,
So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late."