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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-03-2005, 06:21 PM Thread Starter
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Xmas Figurines

My kids get these Willow Tree figurines for the wife every year at xmas. I was renaming them today as we were looking at them. Some of my new names are kinda funny. See if you agree:


Hmmm. Babies. They are not just for dinner anymore.



Scoop the rest of the poop from my diaper so I can finish it all, please!


Now bite my other nipple!


Fucking Priest! Let's try it JUST ONCE, he says...


Don't cry, honey...lots of kids get their legs cut off at the knees when dad runs them over with the

lawnmower.


I have puppies in my van--do you want to see them?


I am keeping candy right there in my pants, boy.


If you won't stop crying, I am gonna shake the life right out of you!


Coat hangers bent up like flowers! How cute honey! What, did you spend my birthday money on candy again?

Come here, let mommy show you another thing bent coat hangers are good for you ungratefull bitch!


Hey everybody, watch these birds shit all over my new sunday dress!


...then, I took the little kitten by the neck and held him like this till it stopped moving!


"What do you mean, 'If you love me, you will let me film you shoving this up your ass???"



Yes honey, that is my belly button. And 10 inches farther down is my candy box!


You came OUT of mommy's pee hole. You are going back IN daddy's butt hole!


Yes, sis as long as I hold you close nobody can see your hand down my pants.


Daddy will come home kids, right after they outlaw strippers.


I'm gonna put this barb wire around your fucking throat and cut your fucking head off with it!


Please don't kill me!


Jesus Christ, what a bunch of fucking crappy gifts!

I will have more later.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-04-2005, 10:33 PM
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Re: Xmas Figurines

awww hahaaahahh... I collect those
post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 12-05-2005, 10:05 PM
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Re: Xmas Figurines

My exwife and I had three that we had gotten as gifts... we had them all displayed until my son knocked one off the table and decapitated one of the figures. Interestingly enough, although it looks like wood, but its really some sort of plastic resin.

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Re: Xmas Figurines

That's some seriously funny stuff.

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