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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-28-2005, 03:48 PM Thread Starter
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Liquor Warnings:

Liquor warnings; Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may
want to pass this on to other people to warn them.



Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
ass kicked.
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-28-2005, 03:50 PM
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Re: Liquor Warnings:

^^ haha..all true
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 10-28-2005, 03:52 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Liquor Warnings:

I fully aree with the above statement.


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