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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-19-2005, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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Living Will - new, simplified form

I, ____________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for

(please initial all that apply)

_________a martini,

_________a margarita,

_________a beer,

_________a steak,

_________ the remote control,

__________ a bowl of ice cream,

_________ a Kalua on the rocks,

_________ sex,

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Signature:____________________

Date: ____________________

Witness: ____________________

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I told Brandon.... we can try it out once we're married. that's just my rule.

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Re: Living Will - new, simplified form

umm... ROFL?

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Re: Living Will - new, simplified form

LMAO!!!!!................great post

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Re: Living Will - new, simplified form

I’m going to copy that and hand it out to everyone i know, and have a copy in my wallet….lol good stuff!


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