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From michael Moore to George bush

Just wondering what everyone thinks of this.


Dear Mr. Bush:


Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and
thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on
earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help
finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a
drag.


Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really
use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping
with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?


Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of
Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it
was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still
homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its
way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you
didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get
bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers
to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!


I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to
Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't
let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and
what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?


And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you
specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans
this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if
you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any
Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important
construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!


On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was
moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as
you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster.
Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble
and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.


There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use
it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to
nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen
because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making
a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming
Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so
wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York
to Cleveland.


No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent
of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no
transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not
like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people
on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing --
NOTHING -- to do with this!


You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters
and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast
are near Tikrit.


Yours,


Michael Moore
[email protected]
www.MichaelMoore.com

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Re: From michael Moore to George bush

got that emailed to me a while ago

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GODDAMNIT, I was hoping Michael Moore somehow had died during this hurricane... you know - trampled in a WalMart or something


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I figured he would have something to say.
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[quote author=holeydonut link=topic=28879.msg398192#msg398192 date=1126132028]
GODDAMNIT, I was hoping Michael Moore somehow had died during this hurricane... you know - trampled in a WalMart or something
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I don't think Katrina even had enough wind power to knock that fat butt over. Either that or the hot wind coming out of his mouth was enough to counter act the hurricane.


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[quote author=Jabs™ link=topic=28879.msg398161#msg398161 date=1126131254]
Just wondering what everyone thinks of this.

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Consider the source. *That pretty much explains the rant.

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[quote author=HairlessBeachApe link=topic=28879.msg398336#msg398336 date=1126137954]
[quote author=holeydonut link=topic=28879.msg398192#msg398192 date=1126132028]
GODDAMNIT, I was hoping Michael Moore somehow had died during this hurricane... you know - trampled in a WalMart or something
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I don't think Katrina even had enough wind power to knock that fat butt over. Either that or the hot wind coming out of his mouth was enough to counter act the hurricane.
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maybe moore should have donated his fat ass as a life-raft to help rescuers!


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you know that that sorry bastard is the reason we have such a gap in our country right now....if it were not for michael moore we would all be more happy, have more confidence in our government, and be more unified as a nation. *Plus he is a damned liar. *39 of his point in his stupid movie were proven to be outright lies. *I hope that his fat ass is hit by a car and he is never heard from again.


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one day that fat bastard will choke on a big mac and we wont hear from him again


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I just wish people wouldn't just blindly believe what that fat fool spouts out of his mouth... I mean - mixing 80% lies with 20% semi-truths to convince everybody that it's possible to blame all the world's problems on one man is amazing. And yet people love to listen to his drivel

If it's not Charton Heston who hates America by endorsing murderous guns, it's George Bush hating black people.... but then if you give flood-victims guns, it'll be the rescuers who get screwed


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