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LONDON, (AFP) - British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly-named village.
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While British visitors are finding it hilarious, the residents of F---ing are failing to see the funny side, The Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported.

Only one kind of crimimal ever stalks the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border -- cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humour and a screwdriver.

But the local authorities are hitting back and with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.

"We will not stand for the F---ing signs being removed," the officer told the broadsheet.

"It may be very amusing for you British, but F---ing is simply F---ing to us. What is this big F---ing joke? It is puerile."

Local guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with F---ing.

"The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg," he explained.

"Every American seems to care only about 'The Sound of Music' (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see Hitler's birthplace in Braunau.

"But for the British, it's all about F---ing."

Guesthouse boss Augustina Lindlbauer described the village's breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas.

"Yet still there is this obsession with F---ing," she said.

"Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no F---ing postcards."
Oh wow! I wish I'd live here, I'll incorporate the village name in all of my converstations withouth being looked at as a rude person. That's fucking great!


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Re: No F---ing Joke!

Ha thatd be funny...
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I read about that on Fark.com. Funny stuff!

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lmao haha


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Re: No F---ing Joke!

[quote author=shaolin link=topic=28521.msg392634#msg392634 date=1125666346]
[Oh wow! I wish I'd live here, I'll incorporate the village name in all of my converstations withouth being looked at as a rude person. That's fucking great!
[/quote]

hay, thats crossing the line.




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oh my bad... indeed you're Fucking right :joshers:


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dildo newfoundland is better
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[quote author=teknochild link=topic=28521.msg393037#msg393037 date=1125685085]
dildo newfoundland is better
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there is no fucking way thats better than fucking! lol


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Re: No F---ing Joke!

I guess sometimes a Dildo is better than Fucking! :lmao: had to!


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Yeah there's a place called Dildo here.

Hehehe. There's also JoBatts Arm and Hibbs Hole. And the funny thing is that JoBatts Arm is half way up Hibbs Hole.

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