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Well, since the first weekend of the college football season is upcoming this weekend, I thought I would make a thread dedicated to discussing your favorite teams, certain games, trash talking etc

I am a Penn State grad, and finally for the first time in about 3 or 4 years, there is optimism in Happy Valley

But to bring a little comedy, I got these jokes through email today about different schools.


(1) What does the average Penn State player get on his SATs? ........Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?.........A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? ........Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Penn State graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a
girlfriend? ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? ....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three year! s of an Auburn football player's
life?.........His freshman year.

( 8 ) How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?.........None. That's a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? ........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never
look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

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GO BLUE


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[quote author=Fiji Mazda3 link=topic=28432.msg390932#msg390932 date=1125542487]
GO BLUE

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I'm assuming you mean PITT since you are from Pittsburgh?

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www.collegehumor.com i see

btw GO SEMINOLES MONDAY BABY!!!!!!

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If the OU SOONERS* beat #2 Texas on October 8th, they just might have another crack at a national championship game.* Lots of question marks, though.* So for now, I can only hope!

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Go Noles!!

Canez suck!

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Are those the best jokes a Penn state grad can come up with.

Come to Tennessee this year we will hand you your ass.

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[quote author=xrayallday link=topic=28432.msg391261#msg391261 date=1125585561]
Are those the best jokes a Penn state grad can come up with.

Come to Tennessee this year we will hand you your ass.

GO VOLS
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I didn't come up with them...I just copied them here I don't necessarily agree with them


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