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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-24-2005, 11:42 PM Thread Starter
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A good laugh, at my expense...

I shared this with a friend today and it kept him giggling thorughout, so I figured I share with ya'll....

Its been raining off and on here in PR today.* Really cloudy, like Seattle...* I get a letter saying I have a certified letter at the post office to be picked up.* I'm in shorts, a hodded cotton jacket, a tank top and flip flops...* I park my car, head into the post office, quickly, b/c its starting to rain.* I get in show the slip, post office lady says "I need to see an I.D."* ** So, I head back to the car.* Its raining, so keep in ming I'm moving quickly.* Then "SHIT"* * I SLIP on the sidwalk!* Twist my right ankle, and scrape my left knee.* This old man standing against the wall goes "Oh, be carful".* (Thanks alot!)* I get up quick, start to walk, can't put any weight on my ankle, ALMOST go down again.* But I'm good!* So, I limp to my car, feeling my knee burning.* Get my I.D. and go back into the post office.* As I am standing there waiting for the lady to find my letter, I feel my knee tingling and burning.* I look down and its all scrapped and bloody.* I turn towads the counter so no one sees it.* Thinking, what is taking this woman SO Long!!!* After 2 people looking for the letter, finaly they give it to me and I'm off.* Trying to get out of there as fast as I can.* Embarassed and in pain.* I head out on the sidewalk, and think to myself, "don't step in the same spot!"* TOO LATE!!* I slip AGAIN!!!* Again, I twist my ankle.* Didn't go down all the way stopped with my hands!!!* The letter is all wet, my toe was rubbed up against the curb, this time a guy comes out and helps me up.* "Oh are you allright?"* I'm like "yeah, and its not the 1st time I fall here!"* show him my bloddy knee and hobbel off to my car.* I got in and wanted to CRY!!* I felt SO STUPID and it HURT so much!!!* Cry I did and LAUGH SO HARD!!!* (I am laughing so much right now, I can't see the screen!!)* Get home tell my parent's and they don't know weather to laugh with me or at me!!
Lesson learned ~ NEVER WALK FAST IN THE RAIN, IN FLIP FLOPS!!!*
I hope this brings a chuckle to anyone who really needs it!!!* LMAO!!!!!* * *
P.s.* My pinky toe is brusied along the side and the knuckle, and my knee is all swollen and tingly!* I felt like my poor kid after she has fallen and scraped her knee!* The shower was torture...*

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post #2 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-24-2005, 11:50 PM
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Re: A good laugh, at my expense...

That was mighty funny. I am in hysterics.
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Doh...sorry to hear about you falling twice. *Never any fun to do that, but I am glad you can laugh about it now.
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Re: A good laugh, at my expense...

I'm not gonna laugh because you got hurt.. you dunce, you ;-)

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The shower was torture...
I learned the hard way -- cold water only!


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Re: A good laugh, at my expense...

That was funny.........you KLUTZ...........hehehehe

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post #6 of 20 (permalink) Old 08-25-2005, 12:18 AM
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Que bruta esa acera! jajajaja
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Re: A good laugh, at my expense...

That is funny stuff there. Needed a good laugh and looks like you got one too


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I hope you didn't get blood on your seats!!


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Re: A good laugh, at my expense...

Haha, just one of those days eh, get your man too kiss it better

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Re: A good laugh, at my expense...

I wonder who you told? :uhhok: Maybe you should learn how to walk. Im just messing but it was really funny when you told this to me this morning. I couldnt stop laughing. I dont know why. Then when you showed me the pics of it, I Laughed even harder. But for reals tho, are you ok? I hope it gets better.


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