I shared this with a friend today and it kept him giggling thorughout, so I figured I share with ya'll....
Its been raining off and on here in PR
today.* Really cloudy, like Seattle...* I get a letter saying I have a certified letter at the post office to be picked up.* I'm in shorts, a hodded cotton jacket, a tank top and flip flops...* I park my car, head into the post office, quickly, b/c its starting to rain.* I get in show the slip, post office lady says "I need to see an I.D."* *
* So, I head back to the car.* Its raining, so keep in ming I'm moving quickly.* Then "SHIT"*
* I SLIP on the sidwalk!* Twist my right ankle, and scrape my left knee.* This old man standing against the wall goes "Oh, be carful".* (Thanks alot!)* I get up quick, start to walk, can't put any weight on my ankle, ALMOST go down again.* But I'm good!*
So, I limp to my car, feeling my knee burning.* Get my I.D. and go back into the post office.* As I am standing there waiting for the lady to find my letter, I feel my knee tingling and burning.* I look down and its all scrapped and bloody.* I turn towads the counter so no one sees it.* Thinking, what is taking this woman SO Long!!!* After 2 people looking for the letter, finaly they give it to me and I'm off.* Trying to get out of there as fast as I can.* Embarassed and in pain.* I head out on the sidewalk, and think to myself, "don't step in the same spot!"* TOO LATE!!*
I slip AGAIN!!!* Again, I twist my ankle.* Didn't go down all the way stopped with my hands!!!* The letter is all wet, my toe was rubbed up against the curb, this time a guy comes out and helps me up.* "Oh are you allright?"* I'm like "yeah, and its not the 1st time I fall here!"* show him my bloddy knee and hobbel off to my car.*
I got in and wanted to CRY!!*
I felt SO STUPID and it HURT so much!!!* Cry I did and LAUGH SO HARD!!!* (I am laughing so much right now, I can't see the screen!!)*
Get home tell my parent's and they don't know weather to laugh with me or at me!!
Lesson learned ~ NEVER WALK FAST IN THE RAIN, IN FLIP FLOPS!!!*
I hope this brings a chuckle to anyone who really needs it!!!* LMAO!!!!!*
P.s.* My pinky toe is brusied along the side and the knuckle, and my knee is all swollen and tingly!* I felt like my poor kid after she has fallen and scraped her knee!* The shower was torture...*