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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 08:48 PM Thread Starter
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Fortune cookies running out of fortunes?

I just got a fortune cookie that said "It tastes sweet." WTF does that mean? Where's my fortune!?
Are they finally running out of things to say?

At least it didn't say "That wasn't chicken" or something... :shock:


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Re: Fortune cookies running out of fortunes?

The fortunes from the fortune cookies usually depend on the company. Some are crappy, but others are actually profound.
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I would like to have this Baller Cookie
http://www.corporategiftscompany.com/FortuneCookie.html
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[quote author=3AndMe link=topic=27605.msg376838#msg376838 date=1124498933]
I just got a fortune cookie that said "It tastes sweet." WTF does that mean? Where's my fortune!?
Are they finally running out of things to say?

At least it didn't say "That wasn't chicken" or something... :shock:
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Uh, yeah, I haven't ever got a fortune as profound as that one

And that silver fortune cookie is cool

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Re: Fortune cookies running out of fortunes?

yeah that silver one is nice, to bad the min order is 36, we need to get a group buy going, hehe

yeah lately the fortunes have been pretty weak, most of the time there not even fortunes anymore.


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Yeah, I don't get real fortunes anymore

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LOL!! That's great stuff! "That wasn't chicken", I'm loving that!

My last fortune I saved, actually have it sitting here on my desk. It reads, "You will be free of the heavy burdens you have been carrying". Well it's been over a month and nothing has happened! That's bullshit, LOL! No burdens have been lifted, damn!

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I thought the same thing!

I just got a fortune last night that said, "Be Polite". I think thats more of a request than a fortune.
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Wow... :shock: maybe fortune cookies really are starting to suck.
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