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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 02:02 PM Thread Starter
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I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

At least I think it was her....

I was at a stoplight going home from school today (I had an intersession class final), when this shiny, shiny, silver 2005/2006 Merc SL65 AMG pulls up next to me. I was checking out the wheels saying "Goddaaaaaaaaaaaamn" to myself in a Chris Tucker voice when I notice who's driving. That red-headed little bitch with her stupid $600 Gucci sunglasses. I tried to get her attention but she wasn't having it since she was talking intently on her cell phone. How the hell can you drive a 600 hp supercar (a MB, nonetheless) and talk on a cell phone. That bitch has too much money.

P.S. she's only average looking in real-life, and I have no idea what she was doing in OK.
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 02:06 PM
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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

she's too fucking skinny now...if you see her again tell her to put on 20 lbs and give me a call


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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

If its her, WTF is she doing in Oklahoma?

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post #4 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 02:22 PM Thread Starter
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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

Maybe she's shooting a movie. Orlando Bloom and that other ho were in OKC shooting that one movie that they were in a few months ago. I have no clue.
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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

Um, Lindsay has blonde hair now. Not red. Probably wasn't her. Just another stupid b*tch in a car she has no business driving. They're all the same anyway.

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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 02:31 PM
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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

yeah i was gonna say.....

liked her better when she was red-headed and had some meat on her anyways

stupid skinny bitch needs a sandwich (or 5)

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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

Shit mother fuq dick cocks! yeah... all the cussin's and fussin in the thread, I thought I'd join in on the fun.

You'll be surprise who and who will be in town any town. Tom Cruise granny still lives in Louisville, G. Clooney visit his birthplace every now and then, although J. Depp was born near here I don't know if he ever been back, and a couple of months back Mr. Bloom and Kristin Dunst was in KY filming Elizabethtown. Of course I didn't see any of em, and could careless really.


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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 02:58 PM
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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

yeah for the fun of it let's do a before and after shot of Lindsay:

BEFORE:



BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS RIGHT?

AFTER:



NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER BLONDE CELEBRITY! I loved her because she was a beautiful rare redhead and looked like a normal girl with curves. NOT ANYMORE AND I'M SAD!



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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

Lindsay Lohan = Ugly now a days...poor girl hung around Paris and Nikki to much..
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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-19-2005, 03:22 PM Thread Starter
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Re: I just saw Lindsay Lohan...

[quote author=Cathyran link=topic=27574.msg376428#msg376428 date=1124475991]
Um, Lindsay has blonde hair now. Not red. Probably wasn't her. Just another stupid b*tch in a car she has no business driving. They're all the same anyway.
[/quote]

You know these hollywood bitches change their hair color every five minutes......I'd still tap the AMG girl even if it wasn't Lindsay. Too bad any bitch (animal, inanimate object, or dude for that matter) that drives a car like that would never go for a punk-ass beotch like me <sigh>.
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