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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-06-2005, 09:04 PM Thread Starter
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Funny stories!

Well... one day i'm driving around with three of my friends when a guy in a beat up pickup truck cuts me off in the turning lane. I nearly had to slam on the breaks to avoid hitting him. So we both turn on to a two lane road and i pass him. As i'm passing him, my friend sticks his head out of the window and gives the guy the finger. Well the guy just happened to be this crazy looking skin-head redneck freak! I downshift and slam on the accelerator to get away from the truck! (thank god the Mazda3 has some pretty good power!) Just then the two land road merged into one. I'm flipping out as i merge onto a turning lane for a used car dealership. I quickly glance into my review mirror and i see the truck merging into the turning lane also! Right then i weaved back into traffic straight through the intersection. The redneck rides the shoulder of the road after us! Luckily the road split into two lanes again and i was able to get away from that crazy-ass...

Lesson learned - never mess with rednecks unless you have a mazda3 :P
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-06-2005, 09:17 PM
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Re: Funny stories!

One night my 2 bestfriends and I were coming off of seven hills (its seven actual hills some quite steep and its a pretty dark area)
Well we were coming off seven hills and this guy with a cadillac and the license plate cadzilla was following really close to us with his high beams on....Then we come up to a right lane ends so merge...Well he gets in that lane and flys infront of us and cuts us off....Then my bestfriend floors her altima and the second we get a chance to get around him we do...Well thats was no good...He follows us down the beltway and we start heading towards our work which is a gated community...I was getting freaked so i told them to go in there...Well she didnt we ended up pulling around the corner into a bank and he turned around at a gas station.....needless to say I have a slight fear of cadillacs...Cadzilla almost got us lol

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