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ESPN vs Lady Friend

I love and I mean I love sports but this dude has probs.

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PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."


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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT A F'ING IDIOT!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!

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:shock: WOW..... Sex > Sports.....


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"NO I AINT GONNA CUDDLE...BITCH!!! * grabs hammer* WHAM WHAM WHAM



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NOTE TO SELF: Dont ask to cuddle after sex if something good is on ESPN! WTF?!


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Yeah, sex is way better than sports. There are times when I want to watch the Giants game and my girl wants to cuddle, so I just check the score later after we get up or in the morning when I come to work. It's not that big of a deal. Cuddling and sex is better than anything in my opinion.

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"Hey crazy guy get another tv and put it in the bedroom" = Cuddle and ESPN


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I hate to cuddle. F me then get off me hahahaha :shock: really. I'm serious.

But gosh, I'm not gonna kill someone w/ a hammer

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[quote author=RedXela link=topic=26647.msg361967#msg361967 date=1123177859]
Yeah, sex is way better than sports. There are times when I want to watch the Giants game and my girl wants to cuddle, so I just check the score later after we get up or in the morning when I come to work. It's not that big of a deal. Cuddling and sex is better than anything in my opinion.
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In your case you really shouldnt have to check what the score is. Only because you know they will be losing. :lmao:


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Only thing in that story that wasn't horrible was the fact that this guy plead guilty. I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND PLEAD INNOCENT....WTF...this guy at least said ok i deserve to die. unfortunately it won't be by 70 rakes to the body but hey.

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