Re: bounty hunters and the mullet.
1) these tv bounty hunters are jokes. I saw Mr. Dog on a talk show....the host asked why he doesn't carry a gun. He gave some bs answer about how he doesn't need it, blah blah....how about the fact that you're a convicted felon, Dog? I bet that doesn't factor into it at all. And what's with the gay badges? YOU AREN'T LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS, ASSHOLES! YOU GET YOUR BADGES FROM A MAIL-ORDER CATALOG!
2) the mullet does one thing: provides you with something to grab on to in a fight.