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"cool mom" f'd the whole neighborhood.

"GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine.

"She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'"

Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to two years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to six years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said.

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities."


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imagine being her son....

time to move
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:shock:

Damn, I live in the wrong neighborhood, apparently.


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[quote author=shiftdnb link=topic=26122.msg354127#msg354127 date=1122402789]
imagine being her son....

time to move
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lol, yeah I would disown her as a mother.


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[quote author=3AndMe link=topic=26122.msg354129#msg354129 date=1122402894]
:shock:

Damn, I live in the wrong neighborhood, apparently.
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Dude she's 40... she had to drug them poor horny kids in order to poink them :?


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Dude she's 40...
You can be a MILF at 40. I've seen 'em.


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ummmm, she needed the drugs

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I'd much rather smash the teacher...


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Yikes :shock: No thanks. I would have passed on it.

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[quote author=shiftdnb link=topic=26122.msg354140#msg354140 date=1122403330]
ummmm, she needed the drugs


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You had to go and ruin the fantasy, didn't you?


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