Dude FARRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, dude I just got home from teh bars and I am crunked. WHAT?!?!!? CRUNKDEDED
I am goin got be a monk. Women suck.
And since I'm crunked, I won't be able to wake up at 9am to wax man. And I think I'm calling off teh date with Sarah too because I dunno what she wants from me. Does she want to be friends? Does she want more? Does she just want to date me so she can have 24/7 access to ginger beef at the buffet table?? Who knows?? Does she want to be with me so she can ride in my 4 spd AUto ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPORTSHIFT TRANSISTOR BOX> WHICH is Outdated effecitve 2006 for the 2006 model yr. But sicne my shifter is like riding a jerky merry go round rollare coaster pecil sharperner.......I figure MAzda will not make a good transimission for the 5 spd auto. Repeat after me, this is Ciara's new song remixed by Missy KFC Elliottttttttttttlard, "1-2-3-4-5 Jerk." Oh yeah hit song. Tangent for a moment, the new song "Music makes you move" What the beep is that shit??? Its like two robots communicating or something. HECK!! Back to sport mode....I don't even use the damn sport mode. ...i used it maybe 1 time total. Count with me .....ONE....stop. that show amny times I tried out out. Ididn't rock my cradle, no sir. So yeah, I dunno what women want. Please help me Dr Phil.
Darian, what you need son. Before you go monk, you need to drop by teh CEcil Hotel son. Son, look at me when I'm talking to you. Girls are mysterious. All you gotta do is be yourself. You are a rockstar Darian.
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