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10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

1) You have to take out the garbage.

2) The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.

3) No sofas in your restrooms.

4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.

5) Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.

6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.

7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.

8) You have to wear ties.

9) You can't flirt your way out of a jam.

10) "Women and children first."

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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

11) Media(TV/Radio) is presented to a female audience mostly even though they don't care as much

12) Laws protect a mother/kid relationship more than a father/kid

13) Having to pay back child support for any kids you didn't know you had for 18 years

14) Not being able to flirt with co-workers without being reprimanded even if harmless

15) Hockey and possibly now Basketball on strike.

16) If your a nice guy, you suck.

17) Having to shave everyday

18) Having pink shirts and metrosexual be popular

19) Having girls try to talk about their asshat boyfriends when all you want to do is f them

20) Our bodies just don't look as nice.

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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

[quote author=Jodo Mcfatty link=topic=23977.msg324321#msg324321 date=1119387329]
15)* Hockey and possibly now Basketball on strike.

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Greed caused that one..come on you get paid 4mil a year to play a sport?
[quote author=Jodo Mcfatty link=topic=23977.msg324321#msg324321 date=1119387329]
13) Having to pay back child support for any kids you didn't know you had for 18 years
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And this one certainly sucks...how come women cant pay for the kid themselves if they chose to keep the kid without telling you about it.
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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

good ones

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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

21) Knowing that any second, she can blow up on you for nothing.

22) She can beat your ass, but you're not allowed to touch her.

23) Having to wait as she gets herself ready to look good, when you'd rather just go.

24) Being the subject of interrogations from her mom and dad.

25) Being held accountable if she does something retarded.

26) When a female works under you (especially if you're talking outside work), she doesn't do anything because she assumes you'll do it for her, and if you don't you'll get reprimanded, because you're in charge. (Relationships and work do NOT mix.)

27) Having to call constantly to give status reports.

28) Knowing that what she says to you on the phone is hardly ever what she means.

29) Malls, stores, restaurants, or any other formal settings are going to be pain if you take a female along.

30) The look she gives you as she bats her eyes and eyes the keys to your Mazda 3. (Don't care if you're the Olsen twins, you're not driving my ride.)


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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

Only a woman would make those

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...or a man under the thumb of one... :x


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lol

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Re: 10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY

[quote author=velocityredmica link=topic=23977.msg324386#msg324386 date=1119392033]
21) Knowing that any second, she can blow up on you for nothing.
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you try dealing with the hormones we get. Guys get random boners, girls get random mood swings.

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