Most of u may already know this one:
The Almighty created man (Adam) and surrounded him with a beautiful environment -- animals, trees, rivers, etc...
Although he was very thankful, Adam was not happy. The Almightly realized this and made Adam an offer:
"Adam, I can create a partner for you. One who is loving and will be by your side, supporting and caring for you no matter what the circumstances..."
Adam replied "Great, can you really make this happen. Because I feel really lonely?"
The Almighty said "I can but it is going to cost you your left testicle."
Adam, somewhat shocked, pondered for a while and responsed "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
The Almighty then smiled and the rest, as they say, is history...