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post #1 of 89 (permalink) Old 06-15-2005, 11:05 AM Thread Starter
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I Need US Citizenship

Seriously.
I'm sick of this country (Australia). But I don't think my drunkedly walking around Las Vegas screaming "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" to any guy who looked half decent was a success when I did that last time I was in the USA...

And I've read up on all the visa requirements and marriage requirements etc etc etc so I'm now aware of what time frames I'm looking at and fully understand the consequences and what's involved.

I just had my fourth green card application denied. I'm very p!ssed off. In consequence, the sole purpose of my trip to the US of A in October is to find some idiot dumb enough to marry me. God forbid the prospect.

(for the record- my crazy ex US Marine would most likely do it, but at this stage there is no way in HELL I would marry him, hehehehe).

Any suggestions?

I think my best bet would be to go to Camp Lejeune, stand outside in a short skirt and knee high boots, with a big sign "WILL ANYBODY MARRY ME? PLEEEEEEASE?" .

Yeah that'd work.

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post #2 of 89 (permalink) Old 06-15-2005, 11:09 AM
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you looking for volunteers? I know of probably 100 guys on this site that will jump at the chance.. lol

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Haha if I was single Id marry ya at least for a little while so you could get a residency (Youd have to sign a pre-nup though)
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post #4 of 89 (permalink) Old 06-15-2005, 11:11 AM
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i"ll marry u glam so u can become a citizen, but the average going price for that is about 10,000...and u doing your deeds like u talk about here..

**and you thought that wouldn't get removed?
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i"ll marry u glam so u can become a citizen, but the average going price for that is about 10,000...and u doing your deeds like u talk about here..
If it weren't for the fact that I'm married, I'd offer to do it for free. Although, those "deeds" do sound mighty nice!

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i"ll marry u glam so u can become a citizen, but the average going price for that is about 10,000...and u doing your deeds like u talk about here..
Careful, glam might not be female
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post #7 of 89 (permalink) Old 06-15-2005, 11:25 AM
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^^We've seen pics that elude to the fact that shes female...maybe you need some more proof.. Glam can you help him out with this
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i"ll marry u glam so u can become a citizen, but the average going price for that is about 10,000...and u doing your deeds like u talk about here..
Careful, glam might not be female
hehe you must not have seen her around on the site she is all female

You should come to Cali glam

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post #9 of 89 (permalink) Old 06-15-2005, 11:32 AM Thread Starter
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Southern California is the aim (although I don't mind where I end up. Knowing my luck it'd probably be Nebraska. Hahahaha)

And yes I *am* willing to pay for it (bookeem hit the nail right on the head... if I don't succeed in getting a husband for free in October, I'll be back in March 06 and willing to pay $10,000 USD for the privlidge no joke).

However, from the research I've done- it seems I do have to be married 3 years to viably get citizenship- at MINIMUM 12 months.

Confusing much. And yes I'm female as far as I know. =)

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post #10 of 89 (permalink) Old 06-15-2005, 11:47 AM
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why do you want to move here, hell i want to get a place some where there....lol


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