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i dont get it... whats so bad about this one


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OMG, all of those album covers are freakin hilarious, I wanna get a T-Shirt made with devastatin dave on the front

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"This album cover was made because not enough people in Tino's hometown hated him. Por Primera Vez means "for the first time". As in- For the first time, I have an excuse to wear my little sisters clothes. I'm sure he was referring to de-flowering a virgin, based on his oh-so-seductive pose. He doesn't look the least bit creepy or unnatural. What he looks like is a smoldering latin heart throb…wearing Jordache shorts that were made for an eight year old girl, and an izod golf shirt that is stretched so tight you can see through it. The colors used in the title block are timeless, assuming your idea of time is between 1976 and 1978. It was a close race between Tino and Devastatin' Dave for the number one spot, but the element that pushed it over the edge was Tino's left hand on his abdomen. I don't know why that triggers my gag reflex, but it does. If anyone has any ideas that would make this album cover more uncomfortable to look at, please don't tell me."

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Yep, those definitly classify as the worst.

Also, any album cover that shows the group posed on the front cover, and then you flip it over, and it's the same scene.... from the back. Yeah that's pretty bad too. It's usually metal bands with poofy hairdo's; and on the back, some dope usually has either a comb or brush in his back pocket (gag!) or a chain hanging off his belt loop to help prevent him from losing his wallet. I sure hope Orleans didn't use this approach.

When the hair is blowing on the front too, from the off-camera fan.... oh.my.god. that's just awful.

and csweeney... thanks for the link.. that's good stuff. priceless!
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I can't stop laughing at that!! People at work are looking at me like I'm weird.

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|Was a pic of the #1|
"This album cover was made because not enough people in Tino's hometown hated him. Por Primera Vez means "for the first time". As in- For the first time, I have an excuse to wear my little sisters clothes. I'm sure he was referring to de-flowering a virgin, based on his oh-so-seductive pose. He doesn't look the least bit creepy or unnatural. What he looks like is a smoldering latin heart throb…wearing Jordache shorts that were made for an eight year old girl, and an izod golf shirt that is stretched so tight you can see through it. The colors used in the title block are timeless, assuming your idea of time is between 1976 and 1978. It was a close race between Tino and Devastatin' Dave for the number one spot, but the element that pushed it over the edge was Tino's left hand on his abdomen. I don't know why that triggers my gag reflex, but it does. If anyone has any ideas that would make this album cover more uncomfortable to look at, please don't tell me."
I can picture Fes from that 70's show on the cover of this one.

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Think those are bad...check the ones at this site out...

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|Was a pic of the #1|
I can picture Fes from that 70's show on the cover of this one.
lmao, i was thinking the same thing...I Say Gooday!!


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