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Test Results Revealed Yesterday

Scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer; All men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.It was then observed that 100% of the men:

1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. And refused to apologize when obviously wrong .

No further testing was considered necessary
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Drink up! haha
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damn i wasnt around for that test, but its true.....lmao


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Haha thats funny..Ill have to email it out
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HAHA...thats great...

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