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I'm such a fat ass

I feel like such a fat heffer. Today, I am wearing a pair of black dress pants that have two buttons. When I first got to work & I sat down, the first button popped off!!! And about 5 minutes ago, damned if the other one didn't come off too!!! So now I'm sitting here at work with my pants all undone..

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Oh & I forgot to add... Once the 1st one came off, I used a safety pin to help "secure" it a little more! That bent & THEN the other button flew off

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Is this some sort of weak ass owning? i dont understand why someone would post this


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I was hoping to get a little sympothy for me & my broken pants but I guess not

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post #5 of 51 (permalink) Old 05-24-2005, 01:14 PM
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i say just take the pants off and let it all hang out. Your behind a counter there arent you? no one will know

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post #6 of 51 (permalink) Old 05-24-2005, 01:18 PM
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Dude, how big are you?
I'll admit that I'm a healthy 6'ft tall Asian Male weighing in @ 220 lbs. and I wear Large tops and 38" pants. And I've never busted a button like that

I'll admit, though, I tried putting on a medium button down shirt (fit really tight) and I caused a button to come flying off my gut when I sat down and my stomach bulged caused it to pop off.

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I'm not a dude. I'm a girl LOL


And I'm not "big" at all. I'm actually pretty freaking small!!


Guess this explains why the pants were only $6.00 from Kohl's Hehehe

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i say just take the pants off and let it all hang out. Your behind a counter there arent you? no one will know
I can't do that lol sometimes I have to get up to get things... Hahahaha

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Dude, how big are you?
funniest shit i heard all day :lmao:

aww tracy, and u know i like them thick.. :P

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Didn't you know!!!??? I'm 6 foot 9, 480 pounds!!!


No. No. No. I'm 5'1 and I weigh 120!!!! I know I'm not a stick, but geez!!!! LOL hey at least I didnt split the pants in the back! Then everyone would see my thongs!

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