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Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to
the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!

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kids say the darnest things....

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Hahaha.
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I actually copied that and emailed it to a few people I work with lol

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is that a joke or is it serious?

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Awesome, whether or not it's true.
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Thats funny.
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...being a preschool teacher - I can really appreciate that joke. Kids DEFINITELY say the darndest things at the weirdest moments.


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aww! lol

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